Tale of the Tape: Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson

Tale of the Tape: Carrie Underwood vs. Jessica Simpson
The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, a feature in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world. The following one that has been brewing for awhile - and is getting more heated by the day.

Carrie Underwood, our current Caption Contest subject, used to date Tony Romo, who is now dating Jessica Simpson. But he may still be pining for Carrie, and Jessica is jealous, and apparently talkin’ smack about Carrie (see photo below)!

It’s so on. Which of these women of Tony Romo will emerge victorious after a grueling, 10-round fight? Let’s find out. Ding, ding!

Jessica Simpson takes a thinly-veiled shot at Carrie Underwood’s vegetarianism.

1. ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE OTHER

Carrie Underwood: Not acknowledging the bitch
Jessica Simpson: Passive-aggressive t-shirts
Edge: Carrie

2. TALENT

Carrie Underwood: Loads
Jessica Simpson: N/A
Edge: Carrie

3. GRAMMY AWARDS
Carrie Underwood: 3
Jessica Simpson: N/A
Edge: Carrie

4. INSANE FATHERS

Carrie Underwood: N/A
Jessica Simpson: Joe Simpson
Edge: Carrie

5. SPORTS EXPERIENCE
Carrie Underwood: Solid charity softball player
Jessica Simpson: Bad luck Dallas Cowboys cheerleader
Edge: Carrie

6. POSSESSES FAKE …

Carrie Underwood: Disdain for Simon Cowell
Jessica Simpson: Chin, Nose, Sincerity
Edge: Carrie

7. INTELLECTUAL ACHIEVEMENTS

Carrie Underwood: High school salutatorian; Graduated magna cum laude from Northeastern State University (Okla.), Class of 2006!
Jessica Simpson: Thought tuna was chicken
Edge: Carrie

8. MOST APPROPRIATE SONG TITLE

Carrie Underwood: “All-American Girl”
Jessica Simpson: “Push Your Tush”
Edge: Carrie

9. REALITY TV HIGHLIGHTS

Carrie Underwood: Winning American Idol
Jessica Simpson: Lots of dumb quotes on Newlyweds
Edge: Carrie

10. MOST LIKELY FUTURE

Carrie Underwood: Country Music Hall of Fame
Jessica Simpson: Soft-core porn
Edge: Carrie

THE VERDICT: The real country singer takes it - and for the first time in The Hollywood Gossip history, it’s by a perfect, 10-0 score. By virtue of being blanked, Jessica must do a naked run. We’re waiting, airhead.

Published 6/16/08 by

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    Anonymous 8/24/09 Reply
  • carrie underwood last cd kicks urs I only liked one song and is not the one ur promoting and please please dont try that hard ull hurt ur voice
    Anonymous 9/10/08 Reply
  • Carrie rules!!! Her country roots run much deeper than both their shallow ways...
    Anonymous 9/9/08 Reply
  • This article is absolutely right. The little bubblegum princess ought to go back to LA... and stay there. She is not Nashville.
    Anonymous 9/5/08 Reply
  • OMG THIS ARTICLE ISSO TRUE! JESSICA CAN'T MEASUREUP TO CARRIE AND SHE KNOWS IT.THEY SAY BEHIND EVERY HOT GIRL THERE IS A GUY TIRED OF HAVING SEX WITH HER. TONY WILL GET RID OF JESSICA SOON ENOUGH WHEN HE REALIZES HE WANTS SOMEONE HE CAN ACTUALLY...
    Anonymous 9/5/08 Reply
  • jessica shut the hell up and do somethin' with your life carrie underwood is the best!!!!!just cuz she is a vegetarian don't mean nothing
    Anonymous 8/16/08 Reply