Ultimate Burn

Ultimate Burn: (Noun) A highly offensive insult to someone, usually involving something which the person feels most embarrassed about.

In a British interview last week, Corey Haim got people to pay attention to him for five minutes by talking about his past relationship with a pre-Spice Girls Victoria (Adams) Beckham. Not a man above kissing and telling, he joked about her technique:

"When she kisses she does this cool little thing. She does this little 'grrhh' gnaw thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!" (Watch full interview here.)

Posh Spice has the face of a wombat, so hearing that she growls and gnaws when she kisses is probably the least surprising intimate detail of a celebrity I've ever heard. Still, coming from a guy who is probably somewhere listing autographed pictures of himself on ebay that he color copied himself at "Kinkos" right now is pretty embarrassing. I'm sure she would have cried like three whole fat tears about it if she hadn't had her tear glands removed to make her face look thinner.
Published 6/16/08 by

Websters 51 Websters

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from The Insider editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their story and its contents is in compliance with our Terms of Use.