Environmentalists everywhere voiced their concerns over the weekend regarding Kim Kardashian being allowed to lounge outdoors in only a bikini. Scientists believe her bottom could easily be mistaken for North America from an aerial perspective, confusing migratory birds and causing derivations from their usual route to the U.S. “Plus, got one big fat ,” one scientist was quoted aying. “I mean, God dayum.” Sorry, but you can’t argue with science!
Upsetting fragile ecosystems with sister Kourtney over the weekend:
Yeeeah!
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