Top Model Gets Gory

America's Next Top Model got gruesome on Wednesday in a photo shoot about death.  The girls portrayed victims of different types of murder.  Yet, though they were pretending to be dead, it's the most alive the Top Model contestants have looked so far this season.

While the Mission Impossible style laser beam challenge was cool, we're still a little weirded out by the death poses.  It seems like a victims' rights group somewhere should be protesting the glorification of violence against women. But we bet women's rights groups don't watch Top Model.

As for how the wannabe models looked, here's a rundown of the best:  Jaslene, whose boxy jaw line kind of reminds us of a tranny, continued to rock her photos.  And despite her horrendous weave, Brittany still managed to look pretty as an electrocution victim.  Even Renee, who's always complaining about something not being right on her shoots, pulled out an awesome
picture.

Somehow, even the worst pictures of the week were still the best the girls have turned out yet.  Dionne looked great, but only because Mr. Jay literally moved her limbs around where he wanted them.  Diana's bloodied body looked a little too realistically dead for our tastes.  And poor Felicia looked more like a mannequin whose eyes never had life than an actual model.

Ultimately, it was Felicia's lack of spark that finally sent her home.  Goes to show there's only room for one Tyra in the modeling world.

Which Top Model hopeful do you think will get the axe next week?
Published 3/22/07 by

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