America's Next Top Model: Brittany And Baby Shampoo Have Little In Common

America's Next Top Model: "I Have A Different Look - I'm Pretty." (1)
Previously - Sarah didn't know what to do when her boobies came flying out at children, Negative Renee's still negative, Jaslene's a "time bomb" (if she explodes we'll be covered in "fierce") and the Midwestern chick who's shtick was being "innocent" got sent home to commune with Jesus

The two plus girls have a plus size klatch. At one point, I think Diana refers to the non-plus girls as "straight". Normally "straight" indicates you aren't into same-sex relationships or you aren't using. Well, she is hanging with Whitney who's "played girls' basketball". We figured out that code already. Diana's talking about "curves" and Whitney's talking about "rolls hanging on" and I suddenly want an Asiago cheese bagel. Cassandra is ministering to the girls with the quiet peace she carries within. She and that sewing basket she has on her head aren't long for this competition. She's counseling "fierce" and "deaf" Jaslene, who's missing her family. Her family is not missing her, I guarantee it. I swear I heard a tone in her momma's voice last episode via phone that screamed "I have had enough of this girl calling me every time someone looks at her wrong". Cassandra says that she can still compete and "be who I am" at the same time. You better get competitive, an edge, and take some good pics, or you're going to be counseling the other waitresses at the 99.

Jael is entertaining everyone by wearing red tinsel as a wig, and trying to look sexy. She's so crazy; I think I want to have her crack baby. She's talking about how she wants to be the best model she can be. Don't we all? Tyra Mail reveals that tomorrow is my favorite episode of the cycle - the Makeover Show! Tears, screaming, people leaving the show because they refuse to get their hair cut shorter. It's like love across my TV screen. Brittany tells Jael that they can do whatever they want to her, and she won't be upset. She might take good pictures, but she's a filthy, filthy liar.

More of America's Next Top Model Cycle 8 after the jump.

Written by J. Harvey

Published 3/22/07 by


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