Tila Tequila needs to lay off the bronzer

Ladies, you're going to have to help me out on this one because I'm freakin' clueless about this stuff: What the hell is going on with Tila Tequila's tan? Either she went nuts with the bronzing gun or someone left the E-Z Bake Oven open again. Which one is it? I know it's not natural because I've read the Keebler Elves' charter, and it strictly prohibits exposure to "the human's harsh sun." It's called research, kids. The handiest tool in the blogger's tool belt - not counting meth. Geekologist, fire up another batch! I'm starting to trust the government again. Photos: Splash News
Published 6/19/08 by


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