Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to You the Greatest Piece of Speidi Gossip Ever.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to You the Greatest Piece of Speidi Gossip Ever.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have moved to the next stage of Dante's Inferno of Celebrity Status (Bar and Grill) and are now paranoid about their safety. They figure they should be getting stalkers any minute now, but in the meantime, the knowledge that 90% of the 5% of the U.S. citizens who know/care who the hell they are (ie, MamaPop writers and readers) just want them to die or disappear or evaporate or something has them spooked enough to purchase $10,000 worth of guns. I am so not even ting you.

InTouch reports that the unholy pair "purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle." Admittedly, I know nothing about guns, though a quick Google search makes those particular arms look pretty serious and I don't know if you can even GET that much artillery for $10,000. That figure seems awfully low.

And honestly, all of the jokes that I want to crack seem extremely inappropriate even for these two, so I'll just repeat that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have guns.

Now we will all stare at each other incredulously.

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