Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day

A Lesson Learned from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes . . . When hiring selecting a bride who is 16-20 years your junior, do check that she has finished advancing in height. Otherwise, photographs like these will really suck for your midget ass.
Published 3/23/07 by


Agent Bedhead

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