Boring Chicks Abound At The People's Choice Awards

Boring Chicks Abound At The People's Choice Awards
Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere looks very cheerful. At least Tommy Lee isn't hanging off her like a drunk off a lightpost for once.

Gray's Anatomy's Katherine Heigl tones down the boobage for the night. Very classy. Yawn.

Another Gray's Anatomy star, Ellen Pompeo. Come on Ellen. Black? I mean, black is just so...black...

Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria flashes a somewhat maniacal-looking smile. Well, at least she got rid of that atrocious Posh-bob.

I guess we can shelve those rumors about Halle Berry being pregnant. This picture is almost enough to make Crabbie turn straight (she looks like a piece of delicious chocolate all wrapped up in gold foil; I don't know whether to feel turned on or hungry).

What the ? Cameron Diaz won a People's Choice Award? For what? Most fugitatious acne-ridden train-wreck? And what's with the arm, Diaz? Are you going Jessica Biel on us?

Yup, Aniston won one too. And look, she's making a funny face with it. That's the comic talent that made us love her in the first place. Seriously, this bitch is the Lucille Ball of her generation. Too bad her Desi Arnaz dumped her for Angelina Jolie (ha ha haaaa!).
Published 1/10/07 by


Crabbie's Hollywood

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