Heidi Montag’s new song “Fashion” is just like her clothing line - awful

Before I listened to reality star Heidi Montag’s latest atrocious song, the third one that’s been released from what will undoubtedly be an even worse CD, I read the title: “Fashion.” It made me think of another song with “Fashion” in the title that used to be on my heavy rotation list: “She’s in Fashion” by the British band Suede from 1999. If you listen to that song first it’s like comparing Picasso to an infant’s scrawl. I also have another favorite song with “Fashion” in the title, and it’s by Bowie. Let’s listen to those two songs so that we can put off having to endure Heidi Montag’s latest offering:

“She’s in Fashion” by Suede, 1999

“Fashion” by David Bowie, 1980

There’s also “Dedicated Follower of Fashion” by the Kinks, but I had to google to find that one as it’s a little before my time. I may as well include it because it’s is a merciful way to help you delay listening to Heidi’s version. Here they are performing it in 1973.

And here’s Heidi Montag’s latest song, “Fashion,” thanks to US Weekly. Her boyfriend Spencer Pratt calls it “the greatest song of my life.” The repetitive music that accompanies the kiddie flash games my four year old plays are easier to listen to than this song. In fact I can’t even think of a toy he’s ever had that has more annoying music. I would critique the stupid lyrics, but it’s not even worth it:

Heidi Montag has her own clothing line, and it’s just as bad as the song of the same name. The Fug Girls reviewed her clothing, and they said that even at prices under $40 it was priced way too high. There just wasn’t enough fabric or style to go around.

Heidi might be churning out crap, but she’s laughing all the way to the bank. It’s reported that she and her permagrin costar boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, made $3 million the last two years. They even spent $10,000 on guns. I wanted to make a crack about how they should always have them locked up in case their party guests are ever forced to listen to Heidi’s music, but that joke just seems so tasteless considering how seriously I would mean it.

Published 6/23/08 by


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