Frustrated Sony Worker Seeks Circle-Jerk Companions [Defamer Connections]

Frustrated Sony Worker Seeks Circle-Jerk Companions [Defamer Connections]
Now comes that portion of the broadcast where we break from our hard-hitting coverage of celebrity lingerie purchases and NBA ass-tastings to focus instead on what really matters: Bringing you, the lot-bound drone in desperate need of human connection, in contact with your perfect match. We turn to the always-fertile singles' mingling grounds of Craigslist for our latest bachelor offering, a pent-up fellow currently finding it hard to concentrate on his duties at Sony Culver Studios [NSFW] :

Anyone on the SONY lot up for a mid afternoon Jerk? (Culver City)
Stuck here on the lot. Anyone here know somewhere to get together, unzip, pull out our s and jerk out a load?

need to cum bad

Could this be the same "preppy and athletic" Sony lot horndog of several years ago, who demanded a headshot and resumé before meeting to rub one out? There's only one way to find out, fellas. And while we wish, per the query, that we could recommend a darkened nook behind some Spider-Man soundstage lending itself to such rendezvous, unfortunately, we have no knowledge of anything currently shooting on the lot beyond a junior exec and FedEx guy in the Thalberg Building men's room. Good luck, you star-crossed tossers!
Published 6/23/08 by


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