The Insider: Contributed by DanasDirt

Britneys night on the town!

DanasDirt — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:42:00 GMT

Britney Spears must have gotten a babysitter… oh wait, she doesn’t have her kids anyway… Britney spent the night out in NYC - she went to a club and to a burlesque show. Britney out in Soho Britney out on the town Bit nipply, eh? Photos: Splash News Online

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Lindsay & Sam in bikinis on the beach!

DanasDirt — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:21:19 GMT

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson are on a much needed (right) vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico. This is apparently the place to go… isn’t Jennifer Aniston there right now too? Oooh… threesome?? Sam actually has boobs - and hips! She looks cute in her bikini… and she’s laughing!! Splish Splashin' Lesbian Fun! A romantic getaway... Sexy ladies Los Cabos, Mexico Beach Bums! No comment. Sam actually ahs a girly body! Sam SMILING, LAUGHING in fact! At first I thought she was TEXTING on the beach! She's not. Photos: Splash News Online

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Jennifer Garner, bump & FLIRT??

DanasDirt — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:43:46 GMT

Jennifer Garner was allll smiles yesterday in Brentwood after having breakfast with a “mystery man” - that’s the paparazzi’s way of saying we have no idea who this clown is… Do you know? I don’t. And I’m trying to win an eBay auction so I’m not going to investigate. It looks like they’re flirting! Jennifer Garner big smiles Jennifer Garner's getting LARGE! Showing off the bump! This looks like FLIRTING TO ME! Who is he? Does she have her hand on his BUM?? BEN!!!

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DJ AM out of the hospital

DanasDirt — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:25:21 GMT

DJ AM attended the memorial service for Chris Baker - Travis Barker’s assistant who was killed in the plane crash 9 days ago. Travis was just released from the hospital… DJ AM was released the other day. You can’t see much, but that burn on his neck looks awful… and it looks like his fingers are messed up too. What a terrible thing to go through… luckily it looks like his face wasn’t burned - that would be the hardest thing (injury-wise) to recover from I think… DJ AM paying respects to Chris Baker DJ AM's burn injury from the plane crash DJ AM at Chris Baker's memorial service Photos: Splash News Online

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Jennifer Aniston on the beach, again.

DanasDirt — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:07:13 GMT

Rumor has it Jennifer Aniston is “miserable” right now so she’s spending some time in the sun in Los Cabos, Mexico… Didn’t she go there with John Mayer? Why would she go back to a place she spent with her “ex” to feel better? Doesn’t make sense… anyway, someday she’ll find a man… someday. Jennifer Aniston in Los Cabos, Mexico Life's tough for Jennifer Aniston... on the beach again! That's her leg, and her bum! Another sweet angle! Stop taking my picture!! Oooh, crotch shot! Photos: Splash News Online

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Jennifer Hudsons HUGE ring!

DanasDirt — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:07:51 GMT

Jennifer Hudson is engaged to David Otunga… and there she is at JFK Airport showing off the bling! Click the picture below to see it… Fancy! Jennifer Hudson at JFK in NYC Jennifer Hudson's engagement ring Jennifer Hudson engaged

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J-Los Deseo Fragrance for Men

DanasDirt — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:56:03 GMT

Jennifer Lopez just launched a new fragrance at Macy’s - Deseo. She showed up wearing a white dress and bright red lipstick - and the lipstick looks TERRIBLE! If you look at the big pictures it’s not even on straight and the lipliner is a mess… ugh. WHY? Jennifer Lopez at Macy's J-Lo's new Deseo fragrance for men I don't like the red lipstick, AT ALL! Ready for a Basic Instinct moment?

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Jessica Alba with little Honor

DanasDirt — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:02:36 GMT

Jessica Alba with her daughter Honor Marie at the mall! She looks so motherly, it’s cute! Jessica Alba and Honor Jessica Alba with Honor Jessica Alba with baby Honor Marie

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The proud Holmes parents!

DanasDirt — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:50:52 GMT

Martin & Kathy Holmes - Katie’s parents - went to see her performance in “All My Sons” this weekend. They just look like a sweet couple from Ohio with a daughter who happened to marry the movie star she dreamed about marrying when she was a teenager under their roof. So bizarre. They must just laugh about it… or something. So weird!

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Britney Spears back to normal self!

DanasDirt — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:42:53 GMT

There were a couple of days following the VMAs on which Britney Spears looked really well put together, but she’s back to wearing her hair a hot mess and sporting dirty clothes. There’s a spot on her shirt. She’s arriving back at LAX and had police escorts out of the airport - because she HAS TO! Britney at LAX Britney Spears leaving LAX Britney with bodyguards & assisatan Photos: Splash News Online

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Heather Locklears Mug Shot!

DanasDirt — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:05:37 GMT

Oh no! Heather Locklear! Denise Richards must be having a field day with this… Heather was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated last night. I guess Richie Sambora wasn’t the only drunk in the marriage! Actually, alcohol wasn’t a factor - they think she was messed up on prescription drugs! Maybe too many anxiety pills? Did Jack Wagner bail her out? No, she didn’t have to post bail. She was let go on her own recognizance.

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Oh no Christina Aguilera, OH NO!

DanasDirt — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:04:03 GMT

Christina Aguilera is to Linda Hogan what Amy Winehouse is to a corpse… looking more and more like it every day… it’s really not funny anymore Christina. The lipstick was bad enough, now what is this caked on orange bronzer and bleach blonde with bangs cheesy damaged hair? Is she trying to look unattractive? Maybe she has insanely bad acne or something and she’s trying to cover it up - but I doubt it. She is definitely not over her insecurity issues to be wearing that much make up every time she leaves the house. It’s disgusting. Christina Aguilera looks like Linda Hogan, it's sick She must be seeing herself in the mirror! Christina even stands like Linda Hogan! I'd prefer the Dirrty days! Kim Kardashian - smiling to herself about how ridiculous Christina looks! Kim & Kortney Kardashian

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Will Smiths 40th birthday

DanasDirt — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:18:23 GMT

Will Smith celebrated his 40th birthday with his family and friends… at his son’s football game. Everyone got together and had a plane fly over with a message for him! How sweet! Will Smith with Alfonso at his son's football game Look who's 40! I got that for my birthday too, pfft, whatever. Photos: Splash News Online

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Violet Affleck got a boo boo!!

DanasDirt — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:51:19 GMT

Violet Affleck fell and went boom at the park with mama! I wonder if she realllly needs a band-aid?? My kid gets the tiniest mark on her and demands a band-aid, and then insists upon having the character of her choice on the band-aid, she is damn spoiled. I’ve been having to keep my little nugget in check lately, but we played paper dolls today and we’re going on a little road trip tomorrow morning so it’s all good… She just gets so damn out of line. Anyway, I figure since I’m posting pictures of Jennifer Garner’s screaming child with a boo-boo I might as well share a little of my mommy drama too. I love JenGar and ViAf (OK that makes no sense but whatever), and I even love how Jen is wearing jeans that are entirely too big and akward on her - she’s at that stage where she doesn’t quite want to wear maternity jeans or something, are those Ben’s jeans? Is she pulling a Katie? Please tell me Jennifer Garner isn’t biting on Katie Holmes’ denim disaster style! This is how the jean pegging started with Katie… first baggy with the cuffs rolled, and then it kind of morphed into a tightrollarama!! Anyway, I’m on one of my ridiculous tangents that nobody reads. Back to downloading pictures. I really wish I could hire someone to download the photos for me, it is so time consuming! OH, and one more thing, when is a celebrity going to design a line of maternity clothes?? Wasn’t Nicole Richie going to do that? But that would be maternity clothes for anorexic teenagers - I’m talking about a real woman… Maybe Gwen Stefani and J-Lo could get together? Oh no, Vi got a boo boo! Poor baby!!! SUPER CUTE! Jen & Vi at the park Jen & Vi shooting hoops? Being silly! Photos: Splash News Online

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Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow, AGAIN!

DanasDirt — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:35:54 GMT

Ooooh so exciting, ANOTHER Pirates of the Caribbean movie is about to start filming. You can’t get enough of Jack Sparrow I guess. I for one can not stand those movies, that dude with the snake head is too creepy and I don’t like pirate movies (except for The Goonies - Goonies NEVER SAY DIE!)…

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Halle Berry reading about skitzos!

DanasDirt — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:38:15 GMT

I wonder why Halle Berry is reading a book about multiple personality disorders! Either she has one, someone close to her has one, or she’s just interested in them, or she’s preparing for a movie role… what else could it be? Halle Berry Halle Berry with book on multiple personlity disorders She looks pretty fit!

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Katie & Suri out in NYC

DanasDirt — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:10:54 GMT

Katie Holmes out with Suri and the dolly and the blanky… Cute. The kid anyway. Katie carries Suri down the street Katie carrying Suri, the dolly, and the blanky Katie & Suri arriving at the theater Photos: Splash News Online

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The Beckhams make you smell good

DanasDirt — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:34:58 GMT

Ring the alarm - and throw elbows - David & Victoria Beckham are releasing their his & her fragrances tomorrow at 5:00!! The first 300 people to show up at Macy’s Manhattan will get their autographs!! Her fragrance will be $62 and his will be $60. They already have 2 other scents that are bestsellers… Ooh, I can’t wait.

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