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Husband #2, who incidentially cheated on Dina twice before she married him, is long gone already living with another woman, and I heard they are in the process of a divorce.

Ed Burns

1.) This will require a little brain power for them to understand and I realize that’s asking for tremendous heavy lifting on the parts of these, aahm ‘ladies’ but … ‘Bubbies’ are Jewish Grandmothers.
-- These women are entirely too damn OLD to be calling their boobs “boobies’ but if they must, then they should at least try to pronounce it correctly. Their blatant display of ignorance is pitiful and asinine.
-- Furthermore, Caroline’s kids are way too old to be calling her ‘mommie’.

2.) Clearly Dina and Caroline think who they are … but judging by the posts all over the web about THEM, there are countless people who remember who they WERE!!!
-- They were so determined to dig up dirt on Danielle because they wanted to deflect the focus off of what was going to come out about them.
-- Dina commented to Teresa about Danielle that ‘we don’t know people like that’ … aaaaaahh, yes you do – your good family friend Bernie Kerick, for starters … but Danielle’s a whore because she was a stripper twenty years ago --please, Christopher aspires to open a chain of strip clubs. The mention of which makes his ‘mommie’ Caroline giggle and beam with pride!

3.) Out of the three, Caroline’s got one decent child who will hopefully be a well rounded productive citizen – Albie … and God help the poor girl that marries him and has Caroline for a mother-in-law! But Albie’s pretty bright so hopefully he’ll save the entire female species the aggravation and remain single forever –because his mother will never cut those apron strings.
-- Christopher & Lauren don’t have enough brain power combined to formulate a proper sentence; fortunately their father has money otherwise their career prospects would be stripper and car washer.

4.) Say what you will about Danielle (who I didn’t care for from the beginning, but after the final episode I have a new found respect for her) being only interested in men with money – whether that’s right or wrong – at least she’s woman enough to admit it.
-- Caroline, Dina & Teresa don’t have the balls to admit it but if their husbands were earning $45,000 a year and they had to go out and get jobs to help support the family they’d probably want to blow their brains out and I don’t think they would be with those men if that were the case.

5.) Its interesting that Dina, in every episode, says ‘if you think I’m a bitch, bring it on’ … yet, when Danielle brought it on she hid first behind Teresa, then behind Caroline, until nearly running out of the restaurant when she couldn’t get anyone on her side but her sister.
-- She obviously wanted Caroline to walk out with her, but Caroline didn’t because she was on national television and had to spin the situation into ‘we’re not wrong, Danielle is wrong for saying we’re wrong’.
-- Being ‘as thick as thieves’ (can you say Freudian slip?), Caroline claimed responsibility only to protect Dina and maintain her own ‘bad ass’ persona.
-- Danielle’s past is none of anyone’s business! Jacqueline is a grown woman, if she wants to be friends with Danielle or Attila the Hun, who are Caroline & Dina to say she can’t be?!

6.) Dina has never stated any of rumors she claimed were being said about her, probably because there aren’t any, but uses that defense as justification for her behavior. She’s done nothing but talk about Danielle behind her back on the show and even told her she ‘couldn’t stomach’ her –but when Danielle had her spa party for the group (which was pretty gracious of her considering how awful these women have treated her), both Dina and Caroline attended … and she has the unmitigated audacity to call Jacqueline two faced.

7.) Jacqueline is the only one of the bunch with any, as Teresa pronounces it, ” klAss” … but she’s not a real Jersey girl which explains it.
-- Her husband Chris is a WONDERFUL man – I love, love, love him for not siding with his cafone (or gavon, however you choose to pronounce it) sisters, for standing up for his wife, for treating Jacqueline’s daughter as his own AND most importantly, for stating that Danielle is welcome in his home anytime!!! HE is a class act.
-- Kudos to Jacqueline for calling out Dina & Caroline on their lies! She did the right thing to stay out of it, until Dina pulled her into it expecting Jacqueline to back her up. And when she didn’t, Dina called her two faced.
-- For Caroline to then tell Jacqueline, ‘your hurting my parents’ because when Dina lied Jacqueline wouldn’t swear to it was beyond pathetic. Jacqueline shouldn’t feel guilty for doing the right thing; she has the decorum that Dina and Caroline will never have.

8.) Note to Teresa:
-- Being a lady with klAss is like being a powerful man. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t!!! You have about as much class as the back of a torn up slipper.
-- Having money does not mean you have class, and unfortunately you can’t buy it. You should thank the good Lord every day that you’re reasonably attractive and have new boobs, if you had to rely on your intelligence to get through life you’d be completely screwed.
-- Now go put on some lipgLAWss, and pose for playboy already … the clock is ticking and you’re about 13 minutes into your 15 minutes of fame.

… I rest my case,

ThAAAnk YoW!