This is sad, bad news.
Wholeheartedly agree with the Michael Phelps, LL Cool J and Anderson Cooper suggestions. Plus, I'd add: Hugh Jackman, Edward Norton, Ed Westwick, Tom Colicchio, Neil Patrick Harris, Kristin Davis, Paul Rudd, George Stephanopulous, Katie Couric, Jon Hamm, Robert Buckley, Kim Raver, Jeremy Piven and Lance Armstrong.