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So I'm trying really hard not to mention a certain movie that is opening this weekend, because any little part I can play to not get more horrible abstinent sparkly vampire movies made is pretty much the greatest contribution to mankind that anyone has ever given. And I'm totally counting the guy...

(You all know and love Bossy, right? RIGHT? Yeah.) Bossy would like to open with this caveat: what is eye candy to some may not be sweet and delicious for all. The candy Bossy covets may be the rejects in the bottom of your Halloween bag, like an ignored box of malted milk balls stuck...

OH MAH GOD. I HAVE HAD MUCH WINE. Note to self: Do not schedule "date night" on a ProjRun FINALE night, especially a date night that involves MUCH WINE and power outages and transformers blowing the hell up and WHATEVER, THIS. Is Project Runway.

Fruitful agon! Since time immemorial, Shakira has sought to undo the good work of MamaPop. Now the time has come for MamaPop to confront our ancient, twisty little enemy and launch a pre-emptive strike against her soon-to-be-released album. Join us as we attempt to figure out just what the hell...

First off, Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester apparently has a music career? Why is that happening? Second, please explain this outfit: I feel somewhat conflicted as to what first you should explain, because there's a lot here that needs clarification for me. For example, did I already ask why Leighton...

Hey, remember when Val Kilmer was relevant? And also hot?

I have to say, as someone who used to be a big ole, stupid fan of Oprah's mid-afternoon talk show, this season has been...crazy disappointing. From Whitney! to Mackenzie Phillips! to Mike Tyson! to Sarah Palin! It's just one ratings stunt after the other. So, the "breaking" news that Oprah is taking...

Christina Aguilera, Snoop Dogg, Taylor Hanson and Travis Barker hung out with the cast of Yo Gabba Gabba! in LA this weekend for their live performance, “There’s A Party In My City."

Due to an epic windstorm last night that cut the power and sent Casa Snarky back to the 19th century, I'm getting a late start on this week's Gleecap, so we're gonna kick it Reader's Digest stylee.

When we rejoin our heroes the Top 5 chefs are getting ready for their most difficult challenge to date. Everyone is being sweet and and talking about our inspirations when Eli does something that I cannot forgive.