The Insider: Contributed by Sane

He Got The Memo!

Sane — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Well looka here, looka here, looka here! First Bow Wow, then Romeo, then Trey Songz.....wasn't it jus' about a month ago that I sent this memo out to Omarion about those luxurious locks of his? (*winks at Terence, we called it, didn't we?*) Man! I didn't think i'd live to see this in my life time but i'm actually proud of him although he still looks like he could use another edge up up under that hat of his. It's gon' take some gettin' used to but once it's nicely faded, I'm sure he'll be just fine as long as he don't spray paint his edges like this. Good job Omarion. (source) http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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I'm Mad At His Hair

Sane — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Can somebody explain why the dumb ass we've all come to know by the name of Sherri Shepherd has had the audacity to allow her 3 year old son to walk around with his hair done like he's a honorary member of the Players Club? Havin' that baby sit thru a full on wash, press, perm, set and curl. SMH. ( Shout out to B.Nak! ) http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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Give Me A Break!

Sane — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Jennifer Hudson KNOW she wanna take that belt off and exhale like a mug! Somebody trapped her midsection with all the tightness they could muster! Lookin' at the unhidden muffin top just below the gold belt, it's obvious there was a fight to get this belt fastened without it's tongue snapping off and putting somebody's eye out. This is takin' this album cover thing too another level. ( source ) http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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I Guess It's Safe To Say...

Sane — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:00:00 GMT

That after this shot and this old pic below, Madonna's the man in her relationships. ( for Free & Anon' ) http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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Have You Ever Embarrassed Yourself In Front Of A Star?

Sane — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:35:00 GMT

Some of the homies been wonderin' what's up with the lack of updates so I wanna send y'all a word of apology. A sista's schedule done changed but i'ma try to do better. Gotta take care of y'all. The comments you veterans be leavin' have me strivin' to stay in the game harder than a fallen singer who's time was up over 10 years ago. Anyway, I wanted to talk about this picture earlier of rapper The Game today but i'm jus' now gettin' around to doin' it. I'm not sure what exactly he's simulating on the back of this here.....female.....who looks like she's either got down syndrome ( which would confuse me as to why she's even there and ON STAGE doing THAT with HIM ) or she's an excited fan who's thrown all values away just because she's in the presence of a famous person Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a celebrity? Foreal Foreal. Even if you said you NEVER would? I mean, I ain't never went so far as to get down on the floor and do a old school centipede in front of nobody, get up, grab my pant leg & kick like Michael, only to do a full spin and drop down into a James Brown split, ending the entire charade with a Kid N Play kick and a old B-Boy pose grabbing on to my own elbows as if I was wearing a Kangol. Neither have I cried and screamed so loud that every tooth in my head showed without me realizin' it neither. However....... The worst time I've EVER played myself was almost 10 years ago when me and my homegirl were drivin' thru LA and we were at a stop light in La Dera Heights when actor Merlin Santana rolled up in a black beamer with a gang of dudes in the car with him. We didn't know it was him until he rolled the window down and asked if he could get over into the left lane in front of the car that was in front of us. You know that feelin' when your head starts itchin'? Under arms start itchin' and you're like, do I sit still and act like I don't see him or do I roll down the window, stick my head out like i'm the family dog and show him every bicuspid in my mouth? Nigga! Don't think we didn't sweat! Forgive me if I sound like I was jockin' but hell, I adored him on Steve Harvey and everything else he did. So he gets over and ends up in the left turning lane. The light changes and my homegirl drives on foward. I said "what the hell are you doin!? Go back and follow him!" She said "Where!?" I said " It doesn't matter, it's Merlin Santana!" So we sittin' up there followin' this dude to God knows where and for no good reason at all. We ultimately lost him in traffic but we still played ourselves, in my opinion. Needless to say, me and my friend were devastated when we learned he was killed on a few blocks away a couple of years later. We'll always have that memory though. What about you? Ever played yourself in front of a celeb? ( photo source ) http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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Throwback - Larenz Tate @ His Best

Sane — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:51:00 GMT

Ok, abuse aside, for somebody so little in person he had so much game in this video. White wife beater, black wife beater, it didn't matter, he ain't never looked better. The window scene.......i'd be in trouble foreal. He tapped into his inner O-Dogg and Anthony in Dead Presidents when he came back from 'Nam and beat Cowboy's ass with that pool stick. I ain't seen him in nothin' worth watchin' in a LONG time but who cares? I'll always have this video..... http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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What's Too Masculine?

Sane — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:06:00 GMT

Look at Madonna and her pastey muscular arms. Is this sexy? I'm all for a female gettin' her work-out on regularly but when the veins begin to show without a crackhead's rubber band tied around the forearm, then it becomes a cause for concern. Them man veins of hers are pertruding and all she's holding in her left hand is a cell phone! She look like she ready to grab a mic stand and scream out "welcome to the junglllllllle!!!!" How do y'all really feel about this? Remember when Angela Bassett buffed up to play Tina Turner and we was all like DAMN! look at her arms! Since then, Angela has done a good job with lettin' the biceps soften up, I think I can accept it more when that happens. Big muscles on a female don't work in a gown Big muscles on a female cancel out the smell of Sweet Pea lotion from Bath & Body Works or ANY feminine smelling lotions purchased from there period. With muscles like these, I expect to smell "MUSK" or "BRUTE" http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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A Reality Show With His Hair Lookin' Like THAT?

Sane — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:06:00 GMT

My brethren over at Black Celeb Kids have the scoop as well as a clip to boot about a new reality show packaged especially for defunct rapper Coolio and his chir'ren on the Oxygen network. He looks high as all hell. ALL the time. Why would I wanna watch him in a reality show? What is he gonna do? Show us step by step how he places wires in between them plaits sittin' on top of his head in order to get them to stick up that way? Don't we got enough embarrassment with Flavor Flav and his over 50 year old behind still dressin' in baggy clothes like he's 15, wearin' his hair all kinds of terrible ways in front the camera. I don't even have the energy. I'm not interested. Hmph! Oxygen.....last time I watched Oxygen I was bored and ran up on a old Living Single rerun. That was 2 years ago. http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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You Know Your Situation

Sane — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:06:00 GMT

I know i'm hella late with this one but I was tied up so forgive me. When I first saw these recent pics of Deelishus ( is that how you spell it? whatever ) I thought there was a extreme fan blowin' in her direction to make the skin on her stomach do that ripple effect but then I ain't see her skirt blowin' back so I realized those were stretch marks. I guess it's safe to say this shot below was photoshopped to remove the truth. http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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Oh Foreal?

Sane — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:25:00 GMT

Why am I not surprised? Word from over at the homie Fresh's spot is that Justin Timberlake's opening monologue for ESPN's Espy awards was edited 'cause of some "comfortably racial joke" he decided to share about Boston Celtic Paul Pierce's knee injury in Game 1 durin' the NBA Finals. Peep what he said here for the "shucking and jiving" comment. This is what happens as soon as somebody gets comfortable. You know Paul was there in the audience and evern though no one laughed, how was he supposed to feel? I'm not understandin' the fake Rosta's in the picture NOR the black team puppets. All the r&b and rap collabos with black artists have obviously put Justin in the frame of mind that he has a pass to joke like this. I'm not surprised. I know ESPN had a rehearsal before the show even aired but it's wild how they wait until AFTER the show is taped, and the joke didn't get the REACTION he or they probably thought they'd get and all of a sudden, oh let's cut that part out. Please. Shuckin' and jivin'. I can show you what shuckin' and jivin' really is. THIS is shuckin' and jivin'.... Paul Pierce comin' back ballin' on the court after an injury was NOT. Just goes to show this is what they think about us regardless of what we do. Do you honestly think this is gonna change all the urban collabos he's so sought after for? $10 bucks says hell nah. http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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Keep Him

Sane — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:03:00 GMT

This is the last time I'ma do this about him. DMX got arrested Saturday in some Phoenix AZ mall over that whole "doctor bill scam" he pulled a few months ago. He's a lost cause and obviously feels at home behind bars than out in the real world. His behavior completely echoes these sentiments from his It's Dark & Hell Is Hot album - song "The Conversation" "I tried doin' good but....good's not to good for me". SMH http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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Her Chest.....

Sane — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:04:00 GMT

You know what? SMH Aretha's breastessss are so long and flappy she can put a gym sock on each one without a problem. How does this happen??? I mean, foreal. I heard of some people who go braless when they sleep but if this is what the f**k happens in the long run then pass me a sports bra STAT. This HAS to be from a lack of support! Her crap wasn't ALWAYS that droopy and outta control. I know her ex husband, actor Glynn Turman ( from Cooley High and Different World ) be lookin' at recent pics of her now and thinkin' out loud with a hearty laugh "DAMN!!!.....she didn't look like that when she was with ME!" ( recent pic source ) http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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If You Weren't Gonna Use It....

Sane — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:02:00 GMT

then why bring a weapon to a fight? That's what I wanna ask rapper Lil' Scrappy. According to Bossip his sister got into some fisticuffs with whatever dude she claimin' and she called short stuff here to come "handle some family business". Accordin' to the report, Scrappy showed up......to scrap, obviously. "Authorities said the rapper was stabbed. He was listed in stable condition Saturday. Authorities said the boyfriend was not arrested. Authorities said they also took Richardson into custody for felony possession of marijuana, felony possession of a firearm/knife, and obstruction of officers. The rapper remained in jail Saturday afternoon on $1,500 bond." Ok, question.....how you gon' bring a gun and/or knife with you and turn around and YOU get stabbed...THEN arrested? Seems to me either he got hurt with his OWN knife, which is a joke inside itself since the boyfriend didn't get a arrested too or they ain't tellin' the whole story. All I know it, while he was payin' that $1500 to get outta jail, I was gettin' ready to go see The Dark Knight. http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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I Love Money - Ep.3

Sane — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:01:00 GMT

VH-1 flipped the script on me and decided to show episode 3 last night instead of today but it gave me somethin' to do. If you missed it, don't care if I ruin it and/or wanna know who went home, the answer is below: Heat. The highlights of the show surrounded Chance and Mr. Boston which wasn't a surprise. The challenge was to pick a partner to pair up with and basically reinact some old ( & disgusting kiss involving Flavor Flav and New York ). Chance and Mr. Boston both thought the challenge would involve eating something gross but they were semi right, semi wrong when they learned that "something" gross would be each other. Chance refused to kiss dawg as the other cast members made fun of him. He said he didn't want the kiss to haunt him for the rest of his life but said he would prefer to kiss his brother instead. *blinks twice in silence* I know he was jus' playin' when he said that but I know those who saw the show will retain that clip and run with it. Since he punked out of the challenge, his team lost another point. Heat got upset about it and hummed a towel at him which almost erupted in a fight. Heat & Destiny are supposed to be talkin' or whatever so she decided to "ride for him" and her and Chance got into it and she got mad when Heat didn't defend her. The Entertainer moved in and decided to be her night in shining armor. Long story short, the losing team couldn't come to an agreement of which 3 they wanted to put up for elimination so they decided to allow the other team ( still lead by The Entertainer ) to make the decision for them. Since The Entertainer is feelin' Destiny now, he decided to put up Heat, Mr. Boston and one of them other blonde girls ( who's name escapes me at the moment ). In the end, Heat's check was voided and needless to say, he was hot. If you caught it, hit me up, let me know what you thought. http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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Wrong Color Make Up

Sane — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:00:00 GMT

So I was foolin' around with AOL the other day and they felt the need to do a "Where are they now" update for the cast of Saved By The Bell. In all honesty, I didn't watch the show back in the day but I knew who the charectors were and of course I knew who Lisa Turtle was... Why the hell did they insert the worst picture they could find as an updated pic for her? This flick was taken back in '07 and I know she has much better ones on her Myspace page. Her make up is all types of chalky in this picture. How embarrassing. The wrong color make up will ALWAYS show up on camera. Poor thing. In person her skin is perfect, I never thought she needed any to begin with but oh well. http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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The Cleveland Indian Comes To Life

Sane — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:01:00 GMT

Lloyd needs to get a check from the Cleveland Indian franchise, stat! photo source http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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Throwback - Biggie Smalls

Sane — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:48:00 GMT

I loved this "Sky is the Limit" video done with Biggie's voice over.... I dig when they have little kids portray celebs, especially when they have the mannerisms down. http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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Her Old Nasty Ass....

Sane — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:41:00 GMT

I wasn't gon' mess with this story but I jus' have WAY too many questions... By now, y'all probably heard or read about the 68 year old "no teeth havin' trick" so named Luella McAdoo who had the gall to lure some poor handicapped dude into puttin' his mouth on her dusty, wrinkled "honey comb hide out" Click here to read or re-acquaint yourself with what this old fist mouth heffa did. *shivers in disgust* First of all....I thought after menopause most women lose that "need". Secondly....why would homie's MOTHER leave him with this old bat in the first place? 3rdly.... I don't even wanna THINK about what went thru her mind every time drool fell from his lip. Just because his mouth mighta hung open because of his mental illness did NOT mean he was checkin' for her. 4thly....I hope his mother put hands and feet on her old ass before the cops came. 5thly....how many times had this happened before and was this just the one time she got caught? & lastly.......what would YOU do if it was your son and you came in and saw that goin' down? She shoulda had tears streamin' down her face in this mug shot out of embarrassment . 68 years old actin' like this, and she got the nerve to look all gangsta about it. SMH. Hair all combed. Her shirt collar shoulda been ripped up showin' madd signs of a scuffle. http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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America's Best Dance Crew, Ep 5: Who Went Home?

Sane — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:17:00 GMT

Alright so, I caught episode 5 of America's Best Dance Crew last night and it was 6 crews left. Last night's challenge was for each crew to incorporate Janet Jackson moves to her song. I'ma be foreal with y'all. I wasn't happy with last night's episode so don't expect me to sugar coat this one. Let me get this sh** over with. Who went home? ASIID: The crew with the deaf kid Joey. They came out and danced to Janet's song "IF". Not only did they take a risk knowin' Joey can't hear but they blind folded his ass in the beginning of the performance. They were in the bottom 2 against Super Crew and in a do or die performance they didn't have a snow balls chance in hell. FANNY PAK: They performed first and like I knew by their performance last week, they were gonna be safe this week. Last night, they brought me BACK to reality, 'cause now I remember why I hated they ass from jump. They gon' come out to the stage with them stupid ass outfits on and them God forsaken fanny packs. They're performance sucked harder than a $2 dollar whore who ain't had a meal in 3 days. They had the audacity to incorporate some kinda "orgy" activity as Shane would put it, into the dance and had 2 of them girls suck face. Didn't think that was necessary, but you know, they didn't ask me. They gon' be in the bottom next week. SUPREME SOUL: They came out and danced to Janet's "Nasty". Look, every SONG that was chosen pissed me off last night. Nobody did "Alright" or none of the other songs that coulda killed a performance. These guys damn near bounced up and down durin' their entire time on stage but nothin' I saw impressed me. They did ok enough to keep 'em safe for next week but what REALLY clouded my judgment on the matter was when Lil' Mama and her big nose ass kept interuptin' Shane on his turn to talk. Damn, I could beat her 40 strokes less one. He looked like he was about to knock her ass off her chair and I was jus' WAITIN' for him to clothes line her off the seat. Anyway. SUPER CREW: By far the best performance of the night. If it wasn't for them I probably wouldn't even be doin' this review right now. They danced to Janet's Black Cat and if you didn't catch their performance you need to hit up MTV.com quick. When they threw Ronnie ( the boy in the middle on this picture ) up and turned and twisted him like he was a human bed sheet about to get folded, I all but cheered. He must really trust them fools 'cause I know if my friends ever tried to do that to me, my ass woulda hit the stage face first. They ain't goin' nowhere after last night. BOOGIE BOTS: Once again, I expected MORE. They danced to "Control" but they seem like they havin' a HARD time killin' it every week when they're taken out of their element. Somebody said they're at their best when they're "robotic" and I agree 100%. I don't think they goin' home next week but they definately weren't the strongest last night. SO REAL CRU And these muh'fu*kas right here.....*blows hard*. I'm tired of this whole "Kabba Modern" crap, alright? I'm tired of it. They danced to Janet's I Get Lonely and i'm jus' gon' say it. They was trippin'. Comin' on the screen, that girl with the dark hair talkin' about she "worried about bein' sexy, worried about what her conservative parents are gonna think" - yeah but her and her homegirl sure shoved their faces in their partners crotches with all the ease they could muster, didn't they? I don't think they needed to be gyratin' all over each other like they did neither but anything to make Shane say the performance was "fabulous". Yeah we already know Shane done fell over into the sugar bowl and STILL got C&H residue on the palms of his hands. I know they're Asian parents were like: LOL!!! In closing all I wanna say is this. I wasn't ridin' for Asiid or nothin' like that but I get the sense that they ain't tryin' to have no black folk win this season. Once Fanny Pak get the hell outta dodge, the other "color" on stage is gon' be poor Antwon from Supreme Soul. SMH. You know what to do. Hit me up if you seen the show. Tell me what you thought. http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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Vivica Fox Overworking Her Face

Sane — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:28:00 GMT

Here's a recent shot of her I ran up on over at Bossip this mornin' and you know what? Every time I see her I sigh. I wish she never went and got her face butchered up. There are times when she looks better than others but this whole "overworkin' the face" for the camera has GOT to stop! It took me FOREVER to find a decent shot of her before her face went south. SMH. and even HERE she had work done but i'll never understand why she needed to go BACK under the knife jus' to walk away with that monstrocity in that first pic. I've had it. http://www.bloggingfusion.com

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