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If you've never seen a Girls Gone Wild video, here's a review. If you have seen one, you already know how awkward and uncomfortable and unsexy they really are. (Pajiba) In Penelope Cruz's upcoming movie, Nine, she does ... Uh, this. (Yeeeah!) Ashlee Simpson might be knocked up again with a little...

Bikini Parade: (Noun) A public procession celebrating women wearing scantily clad swimwear. Holly Madison helped the Las Vegas Convention & Visitors Authority earn a Guinness World Record for staging the world's largest bikini parade and pool party yesterday, with nearly 300 ladies marching...

With all the flaunting of their perfect, happy family Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott do, you almost kind of forget that they were both married to other people when they met. Well now Dean McDermott's ex, Mary Jo Eustace, is writing a little book of her own, Divorce Sucks. And, spoiler alert! It...

Jonah Hills appears in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar alongside Elvis Presley's granddaughter, Riley Keoug, in a series of Spencer Pratt-Heidi Montag inspired photoshoots with captions like: "Shopping is my life. My life is shopping. If Kitson became a country, I would pack up my belongings, move...

On last night's season finale of "Grey's Anatomy," Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight both unsurprisingly appear to have kicked the bucket from respective brain surgery and getting hit by a bus, after throwing a piss party for the past two or more seasons about how much they wanted off the show. Oh, I...

Jesus. I kind of just teared up a bit watching a trailer for a movie with Mariah Carey and Monique in it. I must be getting my period or something. (Pajiba) The latest GOOP informs you what kind of music you should play at your parties. (Lainey Goss) Kim Kardashian endorses Pesi Max... In like, her...

Get ready for this. Are you sitting down? Do you have a cool compress to press against your forehead? OK, here it is. Somebody actually hired Lindsay Lohan to be in their movie. And not just any kind of ty, straight-to-ABC Family movie, either. A real one. The film, an "indie fantasy comedy" called...

Here's Heidi Montag at the Maxim Hot 100 list party, because supposedly she's on it or something. This is one of those times where I want to say something snarky and mean, but when it comes down to it, Heidi Montag's job is to show up places like this and suck icing off her fingers. What's your job?...

Drew Barrymore must be riding the high of the critical success of her surprisingly accurate portrayal of Edie Beale in Grey Gardens, because she's obviously mad with power. How do I know this? Well, apparently she's got her sights set on doing the unthinkable: Making a sequel to E.T., 27 years after...

So, if you haven't heard, Nick Cannon and Eminem are fighting. I didn't cover it before, because, well, it's ing retarded. First Eminem "dissed" Mariah Carey and her glorified purse-holder in one of his new songs and then Nick Cannon wrote like a 20,000-word response to it on his blog, which was...