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If you've never seen a Girls Gone Wild video, here's a review. If you have seen one, you already know how awkward and uncomfortable and unsexy they really are. (Pajiba) In Penelope Cruz's upcoming movie, Nine, she does ... Uh, this. (Yeeeah!) Ashlee Simpson might be knocked up again with a little...

Bikini Parade: (Noun) A public procession celebrating women wearing scantily clad swimwear. Holly Madison helped the Las Vegas Convention & Visitors Authority earn a Guinness World Record for staging the world's largest bikini parade and pool party yesterday, with nearly 300 ladies marching...

With all the flaunting of their perfect, happy family Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott do, you almost kind of forget that they were both married to other people when they met. Well now Dean McDermott's ex, Mary Jo Eustace, is writing a little book of her own, Divorce Sucks. And, spoiler alert! It...

Jonah Hills appears in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar alongside Elvis Presley's granddaughter, Riley Keoug, in a series of Spencer Pratt-Heidi Montag inspired photoshoots with captions like: "Shopping is my life. My life is shopping. If Kitson became a country, I would pack up my belongings, move...

On last night's season finale of "Grey's Anatomy," Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight both unsurprisingly appear to have kicked the bucket from respective brain surgery and getting hit by a bus, after throwing a piss party for the past two or more seasons about how much they wanted off the show. Oh, I...

Jesus. I kind of just teared up a bit watching a trailer for a movie with Mariah Carey and Monique in it. I must be getting my period or something. (Pajiba) The latest GOOP informs you what kind of music you should play at your parties. (Lainey Goss) Kim Kardashian endorses Pesi Max... In like, her...

Get ready for this. Are you sitting down? Do you have a cool compress to press against your forehead? OK, here it is. Somebody actually hired Lindsay Lohan to be in their movie. And not just any kind of ty, straight-to-ABC Family movie, either. A real one. The film, an "indie fantasy comedy" called...

Here's Heidi Montag at the Maxim Hot 100 list party, because supposedly she's on it or something. This is one of those times where I want to say something snarky and mean, but when it comes down to it, Heidi Montag's job is to show up places like this and suck icing off her fingers. What's your job?...

Drew Barrymore must be riding the high of the critical success of her surprisingly accurate portrayal of Edie Beale in Grey Gardens, because she's obviously mad with power. How do I know this? Well, apparently she's got her sights set on doing the unthinkable: Making a sequel to E.T., 27 years after...

So, if you haven't heard, Nick Cannon and Eminem are fighting. I didn't cover it before, because, well, it's ing retarded. First Eminem "dissed" Mariah Carey and her glorified purse-holder in one of his new songs and then Nick Cannon wrote like a 20,000-word response to it on his blog, which was...

Here's Madonna at the Costume Institute Gala earlier this month grabbing a handful of Kanye West's bisexual girlfriend Amber Rose's voluptuous bottom. Because, oh my God, she's still so edgy like that, right? Kanye, on the other hand, looks less than amused. I can only imagine the all caps rant...

Ashley Olsen graces this month's VMan magazine seen here in a brown wig and bra. I know! Right? And she's not even the skanky one. Anyway, she wants you to know that she's very, very serious about being in the fashion industry. "The way I look at it, I had a career as a child. I had a career in an...

Thanks for turning my passenger mirror into ten thousand shards of glass covering the entire interior of my car. That's going to be really fun to clean up. Also, thanks for stealing my car stereo that I got as a Christmas gift a couple years ago. No really, I didn't want it anyway. I hope you enjoy...

Love 'N Dancing is the whitest movie you'll ever see. (Pajiba) Beyonce is turning into the black, female version of Elton John is terms of costume ridiculosity. (Yeeeah!) Sarah Michelle Gellar is totally hiding a baby bump. (Seriously? OMG!) No one wants to touch a Nick Hogan reality show. Thank GOD...

In a taped interview outside the courthouse for one of her many, many divorce proceedings with Hulk Hogan, Linda Hogan compared herself to Catherine Zeta-Jones in respect to her relationship with 20-year-old Charlie Hill.  She says: "What can I say? Catherine Zeta-Jones and, what's her...

Incognito: (Adverb) Of a person having one's true identity concealed. In case you weren't aware, even Paris Hilton has a twitter page now. She uses it mostly to post photos of herself, naturally, because there just aren't enough pictures of Paris Hilton on the internet these days. At any rate,...

Burn: Verb. Slang; to insult or disrespect someone. In what was undoubtedly a glove slap to former boy toy, Alex Rodriquez of the New York Yankees, Madonna took her kids and current boy toy Jesus (pictured here wearing a Yankees hat) to a New York Mets game this weekend. Oooh. It's so on. Madge...

Heidi Montag and Brooke Hogan both just leaked their new music videos on the internet; Brooke's "Falling" and Heidi's "Black-Out." If you like fug bleached-blondes with fake tits who can't sing cavorting around on beaches running their hands through their hair, well then ... Spoiler alert!...

Jaime Lee Curtis made a fashion statement channeling Britney Spears at the "Noche de Ninos" gala in Beverly Hills this weekend. And by "made a fashion statement" I of course, mean "made strong indications that she's lost her damn mind." Unless of course she has cancer or something, in which case I'm...

Avril Lavigne is headed towards imminent divorce/obscurity. (Lainey Goss) Disney is going back to traditional 2D animation like in the olden days. (Pajiba) Here's Jessica Simpson's second most unflattering concert photos ever. (Celebslam) Amy Winehouse got booed offstage halfway though her...

OK, nevermind what I just said about the most embarrassing white people to ever happen to rap music. Apparently that crown still goes to Justin Timberlake, compliments of this 20-year-old unearthed tape of him rapping to the M.C. Skat Kat part of "Opposites Attract" with another little girl for a...

Horrifying: (Adjective) Filled with horror and shock. Three words: Spencer. Pratt. Rapping. If you thought Heidi Montag's "music" was bad, wait 'til you hear the wonder known as "The Great White." Because, oh yeah, he has a stage name too. The song called "I'm a Celebrity," which premiered on Ryan...

62-year-old Cher performed at the David Foster and Friends concert in Las Vegas this weekend wearing a recreation of her iconic 1992 look for "If You Could Turn Back Time." Thanks to the modern marvels of plastic surgery, she looks virtually no different than she did when she first wore the outfit...