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Hey, ever heard of a little thing called "resolving issues through unconscious acting-out of a maladaptive fantasy-life manifesting itself through inappropriately weak personal boundaries"?

Location: Scottsdale, Arizona

Last Active: 1 month ago

Member since: January 2007

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  • Thanks for the add!! Have a great day!!
  • life is good andy. left the wife at home and ripped up los angeles this weekend. the job hunt will resume tomorrow whenever I finally wake up.
  • I was pretending to boycot the site to protest the unfair treatment of Paris Hilton. In reality, my mom took away my internet access and told me to go get a job or I would have to start paying rent and utilities. Since I don't want to be thrown out on the street like all the other married 29 year olds I have been dedicating more time to the job hunt than dotspotter. The more I think of it, maybe I would be better off in the job hunt if I had Dotspotter A-List on my resume - Andy, would you classify that as a unique skillset in a job interview?
  • hi there; thank u 4 contacting me. i like what u have 2 say also .
  • ur=-very=-welcum
  • Toothpick is just in case I get an itch down there. Don't worry, once I scratch I only put the other side back in my mouth.
  • hey],ty4adding,me,hope2see,more,of,u
  • thanx for the comps andy! When do we get to see you in a swimsuit?!
  • Thanks for the recommendation on anger management but I prefer to self medicate with jagermeister shots and the occasional nog-a-saki. This is how I got through Cornell without ever making it to the library. Go Big Red!
  • awwwwww, how sweet!!!!

    Im not gonna lie & say you look hot in your photo-its a bit conservative.I'd have to see you in some Calvin Klein boxer briefs first!!! ha ha!!
    but you seem like an adorable guy and I appreciate that to the hilt!!!

    rock on andy!!!

    thankyou!
    ciao
    xxxxxooo
    iliana
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