The Insider: Contributed by capobvious22

Samantha Harris Hosts Red Dress Awards

capobvious22 — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:21:04 GMT

Samantha looks GREAT in red - she should not be allowed to wear any other color!

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Jennifer Aniston Naked For GQ!

capobvious22 — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 08:33:00 GMT

Hey there, how's it going? What you been up to lately? Nah, I haven't been doing much either - hang on a sec... what's this here...OHMYFREAKINGGOD!!!! - JENNIFER ANISTON IS BARE-ASS-NAKED ON THE COVER OF GQ!!! My good Lord - would you look at that... that my friends (pun intended) is the most wonderful thing I have seen in a very, very loooooong time. I thought she was out there promoting "Marley & Me" - a very kid friendly, heart-warming, Christmas mushy kinda rom-com kinda thing... heat-warming... ya know? I mean, I've got something warming but it ain't my heart -- bah-bum-dum! Thanks for coming out - I'm here all week - try the veal! --- Annnnyyywwwaayys, Jennifer looks beyond incredible. What a body she's got - truly magnificent. I wonder if there's any way we could talk her moving those hands just a wee little bit? Hmmmm... well it's worth a try don't ya think? Enjoy the nudity! Cheers. Also worth a look: Jennifer Aniston's Friendly Cleavage Jennifer Aniston Suffering From a Severe Case Of Nipple-itis Bikini-Pokie Jennifer Aniston's Sheer Shirt Cleavage

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Monica Belluci Deploys Her Air Bags

capobvious22 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:55:00 GMT

FOR SALE: 1 hot, Italian supermodel/actress. Model year 1964, tenderly used, low mileage, comes equipped with the full luxury package: 1 pair of juicy lips, 1 pair of brilliant sparkling eyes, 1 luscious almost rubenesque physique - great handling, smooth on curves, soft, supple skin, 1 sweet, sweet ass and 1 pair of glorious pins. Serious inquiries only please. Please note: the dual air-bags have been fully deployed. Pictures attached. Damn those are some nice air-bags -- come to think of it - we're gonna have to keep her after all -- go away! Enjoy ther Monica cleavage - Cheers! Also worth a look: Monica Bellucci Takes Off Her Shirt For Italian GQ Monica Bellucci Shows Off Her Awesome Deliciousness Denise Milani's Monster Boobies

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Khloe "Lurch" Kardashian Gets Naked For PETA

capobvious22 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:47:00 GMT

It is simply amazing what these photogs can achieve with the proper lighting, angles, make-up artists and an army or airbrushers and photoshoppers -- they've made Lurch - you know from the old "Adams Family" TV show and movies look - well, sexy. Really sexy actually. Who would've thunk it possible? I mean, the dude could play a mean harpsicord but I had no idea he had such a firm ass - and well, boobs... oh wait... hang on a sec - there's something coming in over the wire... this is not Lurch... this is the "ugly" Kardashian sister... Khloe... stop. Whaaaaat? That tall monster of a girl that usually gets cropped out of pictures when standing beside the ass-tastic Kimmy and slinky Kourtney? Wow. That's nearly as impressive a feat making her look this good. Well done photog! Enjoy the Kardashian nudity - Cheers. Also worth a look: Kim Kardashian Checks Out Her Bikini Boobies Keeping Up With Kim and Kourtney Kardashian In Bikinis Kim and Kourtney Kardashina Create a Kristin Cavallari Bikini Sandwich

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Miranda Kerr Models The New Invisible Shirt

capobvious22 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:42:00 GMT

Australian Victoria's Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr went over to France to pose for Jalouse magazine - she was sooooo excited - finally - she'd get to wear some real fashionable clothes instead of just her undies for once. Ooh-la-la - those French clothing designers - magnifique! She arrived on set all atwitter. The staff were in a panic - how were they gonna tell her they didn't have any great clothes for her to wear? What to do - what to do -- aha! An up and coming junior assitant came up with the perfect plan - "We'll tell her we've got a leading edge new designer outfit for her to model for us - the first of its kind - an invisible shirt!" Surely she won't go for that they all scoffed - but lacking a better idea, they gave it a shot. The sweet and innocent Miranda never doubted them for a moment - she held up her arms as they put the non-existant garment on her and then posed and posed and posed just as happy a little dingo as you ever saw. And we get to see the results - enjoy! Cheers. Also worth a look: Miranda Kerr: Long, Lean and Bikini-riffic Miranda Kerr Gets Fitted For The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Miranda Kerr Takes Her Shirt Off For FHM UK

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Oops! Lindsay Lohan Went And Tried To Use Her Brain Again

capobvious22 — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:20:00 GMT

Silly Lindsay! She keeps forgetting that she's not supposed to use that muscle stuck between her ears - it always hurts sooooo much whenever she does. Like when she decides its a good idea to congratulate our first "colored" president, or figures it makes sense to rant about... well whatever the hell silliness she decides to rant about on MySpace -- or when she decides she's a lesbian... for the moment... this strange pounding always seems to kick in. So here she is - a thought having just popped into her head -- I think it might have had something to do with remembering NOT to wear see-through shirts with black bras underneath -- but the headache has kicked in already. Someone hurry get the poor thing a Tylenol. Enjoy the Lindsay - Cheers! Also worth a look: Lindsay Lohan Gorgeous In Marie Claire Lindsay Lohan Is A Sexy Cheerleader Lindsay Lohan's Sexy Short Shorts

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Megan Fox Is Going Broke!

capobvious22 — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Oh poor, poor Megan Fox! Despite all of the fame, all of the magazine covers, all of the movies - the girl is going broke! How do I know this - well here have a look at this pic... Did you notice anything? Did you see it? Okay - just in case you missed it - I've blown up the important bit and given it some subtle highlighting... Oh the poor thing - forced to wear old, ripped jeans... no money left to go and get some new ones. Man, that boyfriend of hers - that Brian Austin Green - must've been pissing away her fortune like a man possessed! Maybe we can all start up a fund for her - The Megan Fox Needs A New Pair Of Jeans Fund, not quite as noble as saving the starving children of course, but well, you've gotta pick your charities right? And we all want Megan looking her best... what's that you say? Really... ripped jeans are fashionable.. but they look kinda ratty... no? That's the thing these days? Oh, okay.... Nevermind! Enjoy the Megan - Cheers. Also worth a look: Megan Fox Is Stunning Again Megan Fox Even Makes Boots Look Sexy Megan Fox's Wet, Nipply Cleavage

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This Little Pussycat Doll Has Some Killer Cleavage

capobvious22 — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:00:00 GMT

Ahem - okay let me read a little something for you here - (affecting deep sonorous voice): When I grow up, I wanna be famous I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies When I grow up, I wanna see the world Drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies Soooo this is the chorus of the monster smash hit "When I Grow Up" by the luscious Pussycat Dolls. Notice anything in that first picture there? Anything catch your eye? Yeah, I think lead singer - well the only actual singer in the group at all - the gorgeous Nicole Scherzinger - has gotten her wish. Really, I don't think there's any doubt about it at all. That is one damn fine view right there. These pics are from the Dolls' latex wrapped performance at the Phooson festival in Phoenix Friday night and it sure looks like it was a pretty damn good show. Enjoy the pics - Cheers! Also worth a look: The Pussycat Dolls Get Flirty In Their Undies The Pussycat Dolls Are In Heat This Little Pussycat Doll Lost Her Shirt

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Katy Perry Takes Her Jiggly Belles To The KIIS Jingle Ball

capobvious22 — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Over in the O.C. KIIS-FM held their Jingle Ball Saturday night and one of the hottest stars of the show was the incredible, edible Katy Perry who emerged onto the stage in a giant glittering banana. She peeled herself out to the strains of Cyndi Lauper's pop-tastic "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" - to reveal herself wearing a tiny metallic red Santa suit lined with white fuzz. Sounds pretty sweet to me. Next up for Katy is a live performance on NBC's holiday special 'New Year's Eve With Carson Daly' - which will also include rappers T.I. and Ludacris. I think I'll be tuning in for Katy - thank you very much - not because I mind those guys so much - but I really likey Katy. Especially those jiggly belles of hers - pretty nice view of 'em here don't you think? Mmmmmm... Katy Perry cleavage.... enjoy! Cheers. Also worth a look: Katy Perry Goes Wild For YRB Katy Perry Puts On Lingerie For FHM UK Katy Perry's Cleavage Is Gonna Pop!

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Hilary Duff's Tightly Wrapped Boobies

capobvious22 — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 11:09:00 GMT

Sooooo Hilary Duff... what you been up to lately? Haven't heard much from the former child star - Disney's Lizzie McGuire - since she got all growed up. But is she finished growing? Hmmmm... maybe not - because it sure looks like that beautiful bust of hers has put on a few inches. Here she is showing off those tightly wrapped lovelies at the Avakian Beverly Hills Boutique Celebration held at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills. Apparently she has a project in the works with NBC and has been quoted as saying "I would love to do something on The Office," ... "30 Rock is great - very funny. Many people have done lots of guest spots on it this season" -- so looking to get her feet wet on the network asap -- before they lose interest I suppose. Well, I love her, especially when she gets her chest out there front and center like that - enjoy the pics! Cheers. Hilary Duff, Lauren Conrad and Taylor Swift Are Blonde-a-licious Hilary Duff Unleashes Her Legs In Beverly Hills Hilary Duff Sexy In Lingerie

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Beyonce Continues Her Full Frontal Assault

capobvious22 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:46:00 GMT

Beyonce is NOT messing around - she has unleashed Sasha Fierce on the world to dominate - kick some serious ass - and drop some nice cleavage along the way! Here she is covering both January 2009 Elle and Giant magazines - in addition to the gloriously busty GQ spread that has already graced the space here - there is just no stopping her. By the way have you surely can't have missed the ubiquitous and instantly iconic video for "Single Ladies" either right? I mean how freaking cool is that video? Plus her performance of it live at the AMAs was just wild. And while the album itself has only received lukewarm reviews, sales figures are crazy - #1 on Billboard with 741,000 sold - already certified Gold. Not too shabby. Anyways, enjoy the pics! Cheers. Also worth a look: Beyonce Is Busting Out For German GQ Beyonce Puts On A Boob Baring See Thru Thingy Beyonce Opens Her Shirt For Marie Claire

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Sexy Jessica Biel Steams Up GQ UK

capobvious22 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:52:00 GMT

Jessica Biel brings some major heat to the January 2009 issue of GQ UK - just by being - well, Jessica Biel. Steamy, steamy, steamy stuff. She is one incredibly gorgeous woman. But according to the latest news, she would prefer to be playing men in films. Why? Because they get all the good roles. Quoth Jessica: "I think it's almost historical in Hollywood that there just aren't so many good parts for women as they are for men. I think as long as you're playing the wife or the girlfriend to the lead then you're always playing second fiddle to the guys." At the same time however she admits she understands why she has a career in Hollywood: "Your face and your body can get your foot in the door, obviously. And I'm thankful for that." So maybe, just maybe is all I'm saying - she should stop whining about not getting the juicy acting roles that the men supposedly get - and thank her lucky stars she has a career at all - because it ain't the acting chops that is getting her cast in anything. When they were hunting for 'sexy as hell screaming girl' for "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or 'sexy as hell vampire girl' for "Blade: Trinity" - two films that launched her into making the millions she is today - I wonder if she was really worrying about how great the parts were -- or if she just bounced those big boobies of hers as much as she could in the auditions and prayed she got the parts. Hmmmm... tough call. Enjoy the pics! Cheers. Also worth a look: Jessica Biel Takes Her Three Boobs Out For A Walk Beautiful Jessica Biel Jessica Biel Is Freaking Gorgeous

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Jennifer Aniston Is CrazySexyCool For New York Times Magazine

capobvious22 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:57:00 GMT

This is one of the coolest photo-shoots I've seen in a while -- the lovely Jennifer Aniston gets the media art treatment from the New York Times in their November 23 magazine. It's all about a digital television art gallery display of her images with her then viewing the display (showing off her wonderful legs by the way) - and its just - I dunno - crazysexycool. It's got humor, its playful yet also has a sexiness and an arty edge to it - loooove it. Sure we've seen pics that have way more Aniston girl-flesh on display - but these show a whole lot of her personality. Cool, cool, cool. Enjoy! Cheers. Also worth a look: Jennifer Aniston Suffering From A Severe Case Of Nipple-itis Bikini Pokie Jennifer Aniston's Tightly Wrapped Boobies Jennifer Aniston's Awesome Bikini Body

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Kate Hudson Don't Need No Steenkin' Shirt!

capobvious22 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:30:00 GMT

The luminous Kate Hudson shows up on the cover of UK Harper's Bazaar this month and somehow or another she managed to forget to bring her shirt to the photoshoot! The poor thing - well, they decided to soldier on anyways and took the pic with just a jacket draped over all of her awesome girl-flesh. She's really a sport isn't she? Well she looks just as delicious as ever - you're sure to enjoy the view - Cheers! Also worth a look: Kate Hudson's Barenaked Ass Kate Hudson Is Leg-a-licious Kate Hudson's Bringing Sexy Back

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