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As you may have deduced by now, I watch a fair amount of TV. Ok, lots of TV. Although I never miss Frontline or The McLaughlin Group, the majority of my viewing is of the brain puréeing "unscripted"...

In no particular order: She converted from helmet-haired conservative Republican to less helmet-haired liberal democrat.She's tenacious. The Media Elite scoffed and poopoo-ed her plans to start The...

If you're too cheap and lazy to buy a real card, just send a snotty, celebrity flavored FREE Doodle Whore e-card instead. More doodled designs will be added in the coming weeks, so go ahead and make...

I did this doodle a few weeks back when there were some pap pix of Paris' (alleged) bloated baby belly floating around the internets. I figgered it was just an unfortunate confluence of bad lighting...

Anybody watching the annoyingly titled reality show The Next Food Network Star on (duh) the Food Network? It's pretty bad, but now I'm hooked. I have no standards when it comes to summer TV viewing and I'm ok with that. Anyway, my favorite contestant is the severely bobbed ice queen dominatrix...

I'm posting this for no reason other than the fact that the theme song for this long forgotten 1970's era sitcom is still ingrained in my mind after all these years. Remember when sitcoms actually had theme songs? This one is particularly long even by 70's standards. Any Doodle Whore readers out...

News about the possible return of Brenda Walsh to the new 90210 iteration has been burning up the blogosphere this morning and I can only imagine Camel Spelling isn't pleased. I'm thrilled that the world will once again be graced with the Picasso-esque eye balls of Shannon Doherty, the original...

I have to be honest. The longer Speidi remains a part of the public landscape, the more I like them. They're vile, craven, famewhores who'll debase themselves on TV and in tabloids for money and attention and I find it fascinating. In theater-speak it's known as "staying in the moment" and they're...

First the UK won't let Martha Stewart in, and now the US won't let Boy George in. Says Ms. George, "I'm pretty devastated because I am so excited about this forthcoming tour and having my visa application denied seems unfair after I swept the streets of New York spotless. There are a number of...

I was enjoying this amusing video of an Italian Greyhound howling along to the Supremes this morning at World of Wonder and Tino decided to sing along. I've tried to get Tino to howl like a coyote for six years and this is the first time he ever complied. It's too long and I didn't edit it at all,...

I'm finally back from my much needed vacation (I went to the Bahamas and stayed at the swanky Cove at Atlantis) and I've been dying to doodle Dina, Lindsay, and Samantha. I can't count how many pictures I've seen this week of Linds and Sam swapping spit on Diddy's yacht, holding hands, and buying...

I received several urgent emails chastising me for leaving Chastity out the frame of yesterday's doodle. Well, actually it was only one request from my politically incorrect, pop culture spouting, Mariah loathing, Madonna loving blog buddy Joe To Hell, but I'm sure there were more of you thinking...

I hope this doodle doesn't give you the impression that I don't like Cher. I love Cher and always will. There's no way in hell I'm missing her alleged "Farewell Tour" in Vegas. Did you see Cher and Tina Turner duetting Proud Mary on Oprah? It was insane. Tina looked great. Cher looked embalmed, but...

After seeing this breathtaking photo of Ms. Beckham on Dlisted, I had to doodle what her feet look like under those floor length bell bottoms. I'd like to imagine they're grotesquely calloused stubs with tiny little toe nails poking out of the bottom edge. Like an elephant's feet. I also took the...

VIA JOE TO HELL

I just found out that two of my Madge flavored masterpieces are going to be exhibited at the Dial 'M' for Madonna show at the fab World of Wonder Storefront Gallery on May 23 in Los Angeles. The first one is titled The Madonna Face Project (see above). It's a 16 piece series of 8"x 10" ink on...

Since being green is all the rage, I'm recycling this doodle of Pimp Momma Dina from January. Not only is she still brassy, sassy, and orange, but she's been designated one of the Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities. She's being honored by Mangling Mingling Moms, a social networking...

Many thanks to the gang at HX for writing this kick ass article about Doodle Whore and Handsome Devil Press. I love that they printed my doodle of Hillary Clinton in Madonna's Hung Up wardrobe so huge.

What's worse: admitting to being a pill popping drunk to explain one's erratic behavior or claiming that one is completely lucid and clean and still says crazy on a regular basis for no good reason? For me, the only bright spot in this rotten season of American Idol been Paula. Her perpetually...

Bulging, shifty, side-eyes a plenty. I have to give props to those crafty MTV editors for turning Lo, Audrina, and Lauren's awkward lunch into a tour de force of straw slurping, eye rolling, and pregnant pauses. Oh, Audrina. I can't imagine you really want to move in with these two passive...

I've been watching her promote her new album all over the place and I'm mesmerized by her wardrobe choices (Wet Seal? Forever 21? Isn't she like 45 or something?), her bronzed motionless forehead, and her perpetually flailing limbs and finger choreography. You know it's because she can't dance with...