Gossip is the disease, I am the cure
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All these celebs have no clue and I am here to set them straight and make the world a safer place. Gossip is a disease, I am the cure.

Location: Rehabilitated

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Member since: April 2007

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  • You are so MIA...what is the deal?!
    Emily 10k+ Emily 10/9/07
     
  • I like your gutsy approach and macho personality.
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  • Hope you recover soon! You are a monster!!!
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  • How's life for the 29 year old married guy living at home with his parents while snagging their Internet access?
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  • I'm being trying to find a buyer for "Meddean" as the movie blows! Otherwise, I miss seeing your toothpick self Jackarse!
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  • on second thought.....bring that blue cheese. you can leave it in the fridge for me to indulge after you haul ass in the morning. gawd....you are just too much fun! people like you make posting on websites worthwhile.
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  • as long as you are hot and the beer is cold.... i really won't give a f*ck about the wings or the cheese.
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  • i think we better get off of here tonight before we are F-listed. lmao!
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  • you can bring hot chicken wings OR cheese..........................................
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Friday, August 31, 2007

If Hayden drinks enough milk, maybe she will grow to a normal size. She is my new hollywood enemy, there is nothing good about this no talent - wish she had a good voice - troll. Her ex-soap actress mom is more annoying than Dina L and I will not even comment on her bad plastic surgery. Hayden, please leave the business now before it is too late.
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Hayden Panettiere's "Got Milk?" 8/31/07 about: Hayden Panettiere's "Got Milk?"
I am sure it is a one of those cheesy tattoos like that wanna be cool kid in high school got.

I saw this girl on Letterman and she sucked. She thinks she is hot sh*T but in my opinion she looks like a little troll. I have said it before - Hayden is not going to age well (ie 5' tall and 135lbs and droopy arse does not fly in Hollywood). She is not the future IT girl that she thinks she is. She also can't even sing but thinks she can. Her followers tell her she is a great singer so imho this is the tell tale sign of an impending rehab disaster.
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Hayden Panettiere 8/31/07 about: Hayden Hides Tattoo From Parents

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Totally agree CopsandRobert - he has a gut and must be feeling bad about himself because he is hanging out with Paris for press. Also, is it me or did Paris put on some lbs in prison. Her lower half is looking quite dumpy if you ask me.
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Paris and Adrian?! 8/12/07 about: Paris and Adrian?!

Friday, August 10, 2007

This baby has experienced it all...Drugs, Booze and now Hair Dye. I feel really bad for this 3-toed love child but at least Mommy looking good now.
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is nicole richie's baby in danger?!? 8/10/07 about: Nicole Richie leaving hair salon

Thursday, August 9, 2007

She looked much better in the movie "Shallow Hal" when she wore the fat suit and jumped into the pool ans subsequently soaked everyone - I think I wet my pants from laughing so hard....but I forget cause I had to get really drunk to watch that total flop Anyway Gwyneth, the last thing you did that got any press was to name your child after a fruit. Please stop attempting to do risque photo spreads. Thanks
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Gwyneth Paltrow New Wicked Look 8/9/07 about: Gwyneth Paltrow New Wicked Look
This is the first intelligent statement that has ever come from a celebs mouth

I am adding her to my Dotspotter favorite list
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Kate Hudson says some weird things 8/9/07 about: Kate Hudson says some weird things

Friday, July 27, 2007

The black guy drove the car, made her drink and planted the coke in her jeans even though if he "touched her she would sue" - case closed....LL is innocent and doesn't have a drinking problem or the herps
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Lindsay Lohan Says "The Black Kid Was" Driving 7/27/07 about: Lindsay Lohan Says "The Black Kid Was" Driving

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Based upon her arrest this morning I think she needs a new monitoring approach cause that bracelet sure ain't working. It doesn't seem like that bracelet can check for coke either so this is not the issue. On a serious note, don't jump to blame Dina or her friends because this type of self destructive behavior can't be stopped with intervention. Lindsay needs to go to prison, it is the only way to save her....She knows this, which is why she pulled this stunt this morning. This is the most desperate plea for help you will ever see in Hollywood or Middle America for that matter. PS - On a less serious note, this is one of the most gangsta moves I have seen in Hollywood in ages. LL is so hard core she is now my favorite celebs of all time. Eat your heart out Paris and Nicole, LL drives drunk, transports blow AND has a suspended license! Don't forget she just got booked a few days ago for doing it before so she can't wait to spend a year in the clink and meet some new lezbo lovers.
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Lindsay Lohan and her Alcohol Monitoring Bracelet 7/24/07 about: Lindsay Lohan and her Alcohol Monitoring Bracelet

Monday, July 23, 2007

You are mean Brit, that fat paparrazzo could say the same thing to you about your hairy armpits

“Hey, baby, when are you going to shave your armpits? Have you ever tried a Gillete Mach 3 for women, you hairy !? Why don’t you shave?! You need to lather up and shave it closer, you pussy. Yeah, shave — shave with a fresh razor, bitch!“
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Britney Spears is a Great Mom, Take 284 7/23/07 about: Britney Spears is a Great Mom, Take 284

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Great video, it really shows how trashy she is in real life. I love how she "hates the paparazzi" but still stops at a convenience store parking lot while they are following her so she can rip a cigarette (at least she didn't smoke in the car with the little guys but we all know they will be smoking butts in no time). I call BS on this Brit move because no matter how bad that nicotine fit is there is no way she would stop unless she wanted to be pictured some more. I now understand why K-Fed always left her to go party with his boys. I NEVER thought I would say this but I hope K-Fed gets custody of the kids. I REALLY NEVER thought I would this but I now want to give K-Fed "mad props" a "double breast-thump" and "shout-out" for putting up with Brit for as long as he did. Keep it real K!
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Britney Spears has a Bad Attitude, Hairy Pits 7/22/07 about: Celebrity Warship: Britney's Brawling
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