The Insider: Contributed by jennyinla

Katy Perrys Boobs and Dress Get Into a Fight (PHOTOS)

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:15:09 GMT

And now, a word from Katy Perry's boobs: Dear Dress, We're choking. If you don't let us breathe, we will die, and then you will have to embark upon the long, arduous life of endless plastic surgery. Sincerely, Katy Perry's Boobs And then the dress responds: Dear Katy Perry's Boobs, I'm not choking you, I'm hanging on for dear life. If I let go of you, I'll fall down and then we'll all be blogged. Your friend, Dress » Be sure to check out BuzzStyle for all the latest celebrity looks!

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A Guide To The Pete Doherty Diet (PHOTOS)

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:55:54 GMT

When you look at Pete Doherty, you're probably wondering, "What are the secrets to this man's visible sense of health, fitness and personal well-being?" Well, thanks to this recent set of paparazzi photos, Pete's secrets are laid bare for all to behold! And here they are: 1. Sustain yourself with a diet based entirely around breaded and fried Berlin sausages. 2. Wash it all down with cigarettes and Port dessert wine, drank straight from the bottle. 3. Stand near a heater, slobber all over yourself, and always maintain the general appearance of being a wasted, homeless mess. 4. Just keep repeating these steps until...

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Does This Miley Cyrus Doll Have a Filthy Mouth? (VIDEO)

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:45:16 GMT

Hate Miley Cyrus? Love trailer trash? Or a combo of both? Sure ya do! Well in the news report below, a Jacksonville, Florida woman shares a horrifying story about how her poor innocent daughter's Miley Cyrus doll nearly ruined the holidays by dropping F-bombs like Billy Ray when Miley doesn't give him his money. That cute little Hannah Montana Christmas doll? Yeah, well it might have a mouth like a drunken sailor who suffers from Tourette's syndrome, because, according to this lady who is clearly right about most things, it teaches 3-year-old children to say "f*cking pie." And, who knows: it might...

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Will The Spellings' Reconciliation Create a Butterfly Effect And Finally Bring About World Peace?

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:05:57 GMT

After several years of battles waged through conniving hearts, equally conniving publicists, and tearful tabloid cover stories, it was announced this week that Tori Spelling and Candy Spelling have ended their long-time feud* (see below for full recap) and rekindled their familial relations in what can only be described as a heaven-sent reconciliation between two bitterly warring factions. Indeed, the ripple effects of this détente are being felt both literally and figuratively around the globe this day. Inspired by the Spellings commitment to peace, numerous other warring parties have turned in their swords for plowshares, committed to finding both the strength...

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Paris Hilton Manages To Keep Her Clothes On In Harsh Canadian Climate (PHOTOS)

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:05:21 GMT

Now here's a sight not often seen—Paris Hilton actually fully dressed in public. Hilton and her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, were once again on vacation this week (because they totally deserve it, so stop saying that), this time in Whistler, British Columbia, up in Canadia-land, where the charmed couple enjoyed a dog-sled ride, a ride in a horse-drawn carriage, and a chill-out session in a pimped-out igloo. Looks like an enchanted getaway, which was most likely only marred when Paris buried her face in the white powder surrounding them and realized that she totally wasn't getting a buzz off of the stuff. Click through...

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Contest: Win an LG Chocolate Touch Cell Phone!

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:46:47 GMT

Sure, movies are fun to look at—but crisp, all-encompassing audio is a vital part of the movie-viewing experience too. With its Surround Sound technology, audio giant Dolby has been providing that crucial element to movie-goers for decades. And now, Dolby has integrated their technology into the new LG Chocolate Touch Cell Phone! Dolby recently showed off their coolest new gadgets at the Black Crowes concert in downtown LA, and Celebuzz was on hand to check them out. Take a look at video of our visit below: Need a little bit of Dolby Surround Sound in your life? We're giving you a chance to...

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Britney Spears Ushers in the Era of Cookie Monster Chic for 'Elle'

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:30:02 GMT

Attention, fashionistas; we've identified the hot trend for the Fall/Winter season: Dressing up like a children's TV character. First we had Jessica Simpson channeling Barney the Dinosaur as she sashayed down the streets of New York City on Wednesday. And now Britney Spears has turned up in the pages of Elle magazine, sporting a furry blue curiosity that practically screams, "COO-KIE!" And kooky. It's not a look that every woman could pull off. But you have to give Brit-Brit points for daring. And we can only imagine that the bright blue, overgrown feather-duster she's wearing would be perfectly complemented by a dusting of...

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Tiger Woods' Wife Decides to Stick Around for a While. For $1,000,000.

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:24:04 GMT

Money can't buy love. But it can, apparently, buy a temporary stay from divorce court. The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren—who's probably pretty sure at this point that she's married to a serial adulterer—has decided not to do the natural thing and toss her hubby out of their Windermere, Florida, home with a nine-iron jammed up his allegedly philandering backside. What could possibly have inspired Nordegren to display such grace and forgiveness? If you guessed "a boatload of money and a renegotiated prenup," go ahead and give yourself a gold star. A source tells the paper that Nordegren has...

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BUZZINGS: ABC Cancels Two More Adam Lambert Appearances in Apparent Effort to Win Coveted "Most Homophobic Network" Award

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:14:22 GMT

ABC has 86'ed two more appearances by Adam Lambert, fearing they would be inappropriate following his risqué AMAs appearance. This, from the network that brought us Wife Swap. (PopEater) Michael Lohan squealed on Jon Gosselin during his deposition for TLC. That's it, J-Goss is totally asking for his friendship ring back. (Radar Online) Rachel Uchitel takes back her denials, says she might have been banging Tiger Woods after all. You just can't find a trustworthy mistress these days. (The Superficial) Nick Jonas' first solo single is released; America's emergency rooms prepare for influx of hyperventilating tweeners. (Ocean Up) Airport security singles out Rihanna for...

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Top 30 Possible Celebrity Sex Faces (PHOTOS)

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:15:57 GMT

On occasion, celebrities make funny faces. And sometimes (when cropped properly) these faces could be mistaken for, well, the faces we imagine they make whilst having sex. So if you haven't figured it out by now, that's exactly what we've done here. Click through our gallery of the Top 30 Possible Celebrity Sex Faces to find out which stars we think probably have funny sexpressions.

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Potential Fallout For Taglines of Brands Endorsed By Tiger Woods

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:00:14 GMT

One of the world's most sought-after celebrity endorsers, Tiger Woods takes home as much as $75 million (in a good year) from his list of Fortune 500 brands he touts, wears, drives, and generally pimps throughout the year. Given Tiger's current "other woman/women" predicament, we at Celebuzz believe it may behoove some of the golfer's more prominent brand partners to reconsider their famous slogans. Gatorade - "Is it in you?" Um, is this question addressed to the star of the mega-hit reality show, Tool Academy? Then, clearly, the answer is "Yes." We suggest Gatorade consider a change to "Is it in your wife where...

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Potential Slogan Fallout For Brands Endorsed By Tiger Woods

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:00:14 GMT

Can Someone Just Get Poor Justin Bieber A Girlfriend Already?

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:45:20 GMT

Screw Tiger Woods (oh, whoops!)—the biggest news of the week is Justin Bieber's shocking revelation in the highbrow tween publication Twist magazine. The Biebs shares some tidbits from his Holidays past, then drops this bombshell about what he really wants for Christmas: "I had everything I wanted so that was good, but I’ve actually never had a crush during the holidays....I’m single right now, so you can put that out there if you want!” Single, you say??? But all your songs are about cars and hangin' with the bros and gangster sh*t like that.....oh wait... no they're not. They're about the difficulties of...

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Rachel Bilson Gets BOOP-ed In Bed (VIDEO)

jennyinla — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:49:03 GMT

Have you been wondering what former OC actress-turned-professional shopper Rachel Bilson has been doing with her time? Of course you have, because that's what you do with your time! Well it turns out that the Bilster is working on a new movie and the director has one demand, a nude scene! And here it is, courtesy of Funny Or Die: The Rachel Bilson sex tape you guess you've always sorta wanted to see if you were bored and it was late on a Tuesday or what have you. But most importantly, let's all look out for the amazingly well-executed "Boop" moment that...

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Join The Boop Revolution!

jennyinla — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:52:00 GMT

Some people high-five when they greet each other, some ass-slap, and others simply say "Hello." Our President is fond of the fist-bump. But here at Celebuzz, we do things a tad bit differently. We Boop each other, usually on our adorable little noseys. The exact origin of The Boop is unknown. My instincts tell me it may date back to the Jurassic Period, the Brachiosaurus ultilizing its long neck to Boop its young in a gesture of love and protection (see photo in gallery). Later, humans were inspired to use alternate appendages to Boop their fellows. The outstretched finger was...

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BUZZINGS: Joe Simpson Is Totally Proud of His Thoroughly Adequate Daughters

jennyinla — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:56:18 GMT

Joe Simpson declares that his daughters Jessica and Ashlee "aren't failures." Because damning your kids with faint praise is the cornerstone of good parenting. (The Superficial) Tiger Woods' Escalade sustained $8,000 worth of damage in last week's accident. Multiply that by 100,000, and you'll probably have the amount of his divorce settlement. (E! Online) Natalie Portman announces, "I'm coming into my womanhood." Never mind that sound—it's just a million Star Wars geeks sinning themselves simultaneously. (Parade) Justin Bieber gets beaned in the head by a fan at one of his concerts. If I wasn't typing right now, I would totally be crossing my...

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Is John Mayer the Crazy Catfighting Starlet-Whisperer?

jennyinla — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:00:36 GMT

Is there a new career in the future for "don't call me a douche" John Mayer? Rarely a week goes by where the singer's name isn't attached to one of Hollywood's hottest ladies, but Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? Hey, he's just trying to help a sista out! Here's the scenario at Butter Nightclub at NYC last week: "Lindsay and Sam didn't arrive together. Lindsay walked in, and the two said a quick hello, but then Linds went to the table where John was sitting." It was at this crucial moment in Clubs-named-after-delicious-food History that Mayer made his move. It was a dangerous...

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Tiger Woods' Wife Was Rescuing the Hell Out of Him (PHOTOS)

jennyinla — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:59:57 GMT

So this is what love and concern look like in the Tiger Woods household? In his mealy-mouthed apology for his alleged "transgressions" and "sins" this morning, Woods denounced the "utterly false and malicious" rumors that his wife, Elin Nordegren, had engaged in "physical violence" during last Friday's early-morning car crash at their Florida home. Elin, Woods noted, "has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect." Yeah, well, the Florida Highway Patrol released photos of Woods' wrecked Escalade on Wednesday, revealing what grace, support and an utter lack of physical violence look like in...

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Spot Check: Is Halle Berry's Fang Bangin'? (PHOTOS)

jennyinla — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:46:44 GMT

Halle Berry recently stepped out in this little fanged-smiley number that I find confounding, fashion-wise. Should we love or hate this? Let's do a spot check and break it all down.For one, that "Friendly Vampire" smiley thing seems a little too happy... like freakishly happy, as if he just took a Twilight-sized bite out of Kristen Stewart and she tasted like caramel. Also there's the small issue of that loincloth thing she has draped around her waist (or perhaps there was a mix up on laundry day and she mistakenly grabbed her boyfriend's cut-off denim shorts). Either way, it's a...

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You May Now Update Your Facebook Status! (VIDEO)

jennyinla — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:45:41 GMT

Now that they've finally tired of choreographed dances down aisles to catchy Chris Brown songs, the "people who see their wedding mostly as a chance to be wacky" demographic has stumbled upon a new brand of altar-based hijinx that's set to sweep the nation: pre-nuptual status updating! On November 20, computer programmer Dana Hanna got married to Tracy Page and, after the minister pronounced the pair man and wife, sent out a Facetweet (or whatever the kids are calling it these days) that read, "Standing at the altar with @TracyPage where just a second ago, she became my wife! Gotta go,...

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