The Insider: Contributed by ladeli

Britney: the evo and devolution of her looks.

ladeli — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:39:04 GMT

Trailer Muffin, incase you haven't already noticed, has been looking really good lately. Jinxing it for sure now, but we at LA-DELI decided to take a look at event pictures of Britney over the years and see how she's matched up. Of course it's sad we are judging a woman's validity by her attractiveness, but when you sell records off of your mid-drift, le prix a payer! So here are completely unaltered red carpet pictures of Britney over the years. (see attached image) This eliminates the flattering elements of photoshop and studio lighting, and the unflattering elements of very close flash photography from paparazzi pics. For the record, Britney has her share of unflattering candids from way back in the day. Funny what a million more paparazzi and a pop culture obsessed with celebrity will do for someones image. I can't get enough of this ho! I stood the test of time and her basically losing her mind. SOURCE: LA-DELI.COM

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Britney Spears looks almost like her old self.

ladeli — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:39:36 GMT

No, this picture isn't from 2004! You know how i'd posted about Britney looking a lot better recently. Well it's becoming a trend. Trailer Muffin turned up at an event. With cameras. And it wasn't a nightclub launch! She headed to a Generation Rescue event which is an autism research group that Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey love. Girlfriend still looks a little tired around the eyes, but in LA they have ways of fixing tired eyes. It involves a raccoon, some ice, a douche bag and the ground up bones of a woman who has been dead for 107 years and 84 days, no younger, no older. Without this method, Sharon Stone would look like this Click Here to see the full gallery of Britney pictures

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The Dark Knight breaks opening day record. Christian Bale is a sexy beast.

ladeli — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:38:37 GMT

I love the box office. I love hearing about what trash the world is seeing. Of course everyone has been moist about. THE DARK KNIGHT because i suspect Christian Bales sexiness is just worth it. Opening day estimates have rolled in and someone at Warner Bros spontaneously jizzed because that shit made $66,400,000 on Friday alone, which breaks SPIDER-MAN 3's record. Wanna hear how MAMMA MIA fared against the competition? Click here.

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Angelinas baby names are something else.

ladeli — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 01:42:52 GMT

Want to know what Angelina and Brad called their kids? Well im not going to make you follow a link. The hos called the kids Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt. See commentary on these names being pornstar names here.

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Will Smith annoyed he didn't win Oscar

ladeli — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:41:08 GMT

Will Smoth says he thinks Forest Whitaker had no right to take his damn golden dildo away from him, and is pissed that the Academy snubbed his performance in the Pursuit of Happiness to instead go for a movie not made with the sole intention of getting its lead actor and Academy Award. It's the second time he's been snubbed, once before in 2001 for Ali. He says, "Denzel took it for Training Day; fantastic film. When you can get nominated and invited to the Oscar party, it's huge. But I can always tell when things aren't right for me at the time; I didn't feel like that was the time. "But, for Pursuit of Happyness, I actually felt like it was my time and I still didn't win it! I was like, 'Hey, it's my time! Wait, hold on, that other boy's taken my thing!'" Will needs to learn to stand still and look muscular. Either that or learn how to give head for Oscars. Does his beautifully built ass know that you can't schedule when you get the Oscar. Will needs to pay due respects to Forest Whitaker who now has my full permission to ground will for disrespecting his elders. This shit is not how it works Will. Will Smith is seriously teetering close to a Tom Cruise incident. I am setting up a Pay-Per-View screening of the meltdown and you can prebook now for $20. http://www.la-deli.com/2008/celebrities/shut-your-damn-mouf-smoth/

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Abba reunite at Mamma Mia! Premiere

ladeli — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:33:23 GMT

Abba are like Kings and Queens of the gay universe, and the universe of parents. Thats why my parents and all of the bitches and homos I know are itching their snatches at the prospect of Mamma Mia! which is the Sex and the City for those over the age of 80. Anyway, Abba got back together for the first time in 22 years at the Stockholm premiere for Mamma Mia! I've decided not to show my mum this picture because I'm pretty sure she'd pass out and throw up with excitement at the same time. That is not a situation i'm okay to deal with. I'd probably leave her ass on the floor for a couple of hours and then forget it ever happened until I come back and smell tuna later that month. Nasty. I love mums. Knitting and Abba for all. Source

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Miley Cyrus states she is the "coolest person ever"

ladeli — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:06:43 GMT

Miley Cyrus has revealed that she believes she Is the "coolest person ever", would like to be the next Madonna and will not shut the fuck up about Vanity Fair because she is a snaggletoothed publicty whore! She said: "Madonna always reinvents herself, and that's what I want to do. Whatever comes my way that sounds good, that's what I want to do. Whether it's designing clothes or photography or whatever." Miley also describes herself as the "coolest person ever" and insists nothing ever fazes her. She added to People magazine: "Really, I think I'm chill. I am very hyper, but I'm very carefree." Miley was recently forced to apologise after posing in just a blanket in a photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine. She said: "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologise to my fans who I care so deeply about..." Okay give me the gun, I'm going chipmunk hunting and this bitch is #1 on my radar. I knew a girl who used to call herself the coolest person ever all the time, that bitch killed herself because I told her she was a waste of life every morning. Im lying, she does work in McDonalds now though, and that is not what the coolest person ever should be doing, the coolest person ever should be telling the world her baby bump is actually just a food baby and she is a fat cow. Ahh Bai Ling. I am glad you are alive to counter the shittiness that Miley Cyrus has brought into public conciousness. SOURCE - LA-DELI.COM It's Hot, just like your mom.

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The Adventures of Mirren, Dench and Winslet

ladeli — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:30:01 GMT

A hillarious series of skits from the UK Satire show HEADCASES paints Helen Mirren and Judi Dench as title-obsessed London schoolgirls, with Kate Winlset the poor, bullied friend without an Oscar, or a title! See em all at LA-DELI.COM Happy Indie Weekend!

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Jeremy Edwards is hot again.

ladeli — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:27:55 GMT

Jeremy Edwards is a British actor who has appeared in such fine quality programming as Celebrity Big Brother. Suffice to say then that he is also washed up and has a history of drug use. With said drug use he also got kind of chubby, and anyone knows that an actor only good for his looks has issues when he starts to get fat. So he decided to get the fat sucked out follow Mens Health's six-weeks to great abs challenge and now looks like the man on the left again. I'd definitely go to a Jeremy Edwards drug party and tell him that everythings okay and hes a fantastic actor and shit like that. You know I just want a little downtime with his 9th pec muscle. This bitch clearly spent 89 hours a week in the Gym. I'm jealous and a little turned on. VISIT LA-DELI.COM for more hot pictures of Jeremy Edwards

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Heidi Montag's "One More Drink" song.

ladeli — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:22:26 GMT

Saint Heidi Montag's "Happy Juice" as she refers to it in her new song must be holy water. Hear the track at la-deli.com and then promptly kill yourself because it's either that or Lauren Conrad crawls out of your computer in seven days and slashes you up. What do you guys think? Is it as good as Fashion or Higher?

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Heidi Montag likens herself to Jesus.

ladeli — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:06:26 GMT

First Fergietalks of her gift from god, now Heidi talks of how she is Jesus! Heidi has revealed she is a devout Christian and a democrat. This means she hates illegal immigrants! Just kidding. But in a recent interview everyones favourite little attention whore did manage to drop the following quotable greatness "…There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me." She also goes on to say she is basically going to be the next Angelina Jolie and Spencer and her are headed to Africa to save the starving children. Lauren Conrad is already obnoxiously bitching about their greatness to her unwilling friends right now. Read the full story at LA-DELI.COM

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David Beckham is still ridiculously hot in underwear.

ladeli — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:36:39 GMT

Thank the lord baby jesus for David Beckham. His beautiful, beautiful self makes everything in the world a little better, a little happier, and a lot sexier. Happies all round then, since the new ARMANI campaign he's been doing aint finished yet. New images have been released today to see all of the armani campaign, visit la-deli.com images are largely courtesy of just jared

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Best and Worst Celebs to work with.

ladeli — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:45:08 GMT

Jennifer Garner was named one of LA-Deli's top stars to work with today in a new list detailing the best and worst stars to work with based on reputation, leaky assistants and general Hollywood murmurs. Ben Affleck's wife was joined by the likes of Tom Hanks, Keanu Reeves and Cameron Diaz in the "Best" stars to work with. On the opposite end of the spectrum Jennifer Lopez found herself being slated alongside Val Kilmer, Mike Meyers and Marisa Tomei. See the full list here.

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Rihanna and Adam Levine are delicious people.

ladeli — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:38:29 GMT

Hot Triceratops bitch Rihanna is making major mistakes by doing this seedy duet with Maroon 5. Adam Levine will make a play for her bajingle and Rihanna should remember it belongs to Chris Brown and Chris Brown alone. What is it about douchebags that I can't get enough of? I would definitely mount both of these specimens. Of course this would happen after the rohypnol had taken effect, as there is no way Rihanna would let a meagre mortal like me do the nasty with her melons. That was a dark place for me, dark like Adam Levine's douchebag eyes. Delicious. Source: la-deli.com Images: just-jared

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Kristanna Loken gets married

ladeli — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:30:16 GMT

You know this shit is seriously when you are a celebrity who has to upload her wedding photos to your official website! I weep a silent tear for the fame that never was for Kristanna Loken. Kristanna had a fairytale orchard wedding which is posh speak for "Backyard Country Shotgun Wedding". Just kidding, this is actually a sweet idea for a wedding, and everything would have been perfect if only Kristanna hadn't insisted on a tea cosy for her head and if only Michelle Rodriguez hadn't been noisily munching rug under her dress! Ruining the vows Michelle! Keep that shit for the trifecta honeymoon. Source: la deli

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Jennifer Love Hewitt looks to have lost weight.

ladeli — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:06:07 GMT

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her size two body went to accept an award at the Saturn Awards for "Best effort in hiding giant pear hips". She also got "Best Actress". I'm guessing that the Saturn Awards haven't actually watched an episode of Ghost Whisperer, because I watch that shit religiously just to marvel at the shitty acting and the dresses they make her wear to cover her wide ass hips! I don't know if girl has been dieting or some shit, but i think Spanx is to blame for her wearing something other than maternity wear. Source : LA DELI

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New York's new show pictures

ladeli — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:26:27 GMT

Timeless beauty New York has nearly a dozen new photos from her upcoming show New York goes to Hollywood up on la-deli.com [LAUGH AWAY]

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