mrbigstuff

Look ma...no talent! The best part about this is the group's name...the M&M's. I imagine Jaba...sorry, Britney lifting her head out of an M&M filled feedbag, and mumbling through her mouthful of cholatey goodness..."I phink we shud call ourphelves da M uh M's"...snort snort...M&M shrapnel flying everywhere. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Bull!(fake cough into my hand). Seriously, I think I saw this on an infomercial once...only 3 left at this price so you better call now! But by some miracle, the next night they had somehow found 3 more...obviously in some forgotten about store room or something...and all the sudden my $19.99 limited edition, Paris Hilton-autographed Girls Gone Wild DVD didn't seem so limited anymore. But in the words of George Bush, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me twice...you can't get fooled again. There is NO WAY this tape goes off the market at the end of May. I guarantee you Kim "finds" a few more copies in her basement just in time to meet the Christmas stocking-stuffer rush. What else has Kim Kardashian got but this tape? It's her legacy. And if this wasn't Kim Kardashian we were talking about that might make me just a little bit sad....

First off, there's really no good reason for the other six girls to be in this picture...adds nothing. But since they are, I'd like to know the thought process behind a couple of the attire choices. If you've gotten up the nerve to pose topless on the beach with your friends...at what point do you think..."I'll take my top off, but no way am I wearing a bikini bottom. That's scandalous. It's granny underwear or nothing. My parents might see this some day when my hot talentless friend gets on American Idol." And then the thong...don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining...but this had to be a planned shoot, right? I mean the chances of all of them wearing their white bikinis to the beach the same day are probably not great. So she put some serious thought into it...and chose the thong. I think I love her.