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So I'm sitting here at Coffee Bean (coldwater/ventura) and this blond chick walks in.  She's pretty, so I immediately start looking for her flaws.  She had on a God awful little dress suit that I once saw on a doll in Hungary when I was 6.   As she walked past to leave, I...

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I still have no idea how to add a dot on these maps, so bare with me.  Lisa Rinna just walked into Coffee Bean at Coldwater/Ventura - her lip the glass door as she walked in.  She still has an incredible body.  Moroccan Mint Latte was her order...(small).. thrilling isn't it?

they both pretend to be something they are not, so it's a perfect fit.
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Ashley, Ashlee... is their really a difference?
Um, that's like calling your girlfriend only to tell her you aren't going to call her anymore.
She's a huge hockey fan.. gotta love it!!
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She's right at home arranging chairs... and she should be because that's where her training is..at being a busboy and restaurant host. She's incredibly annoying.
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Boob job next... wait, this chick is only 13? What's the legal age in Cali?
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Just awful. Every year we watch and hope that maybe something cool will go down, but it never does. Year after year, just another let down. We're so inundated with celebs all year long that come award time, we're sick of always seeing the same people. It's all very fake and staged.
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Miley and Vanessa... ohhh the possibilities...
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