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Monday, January 28, 2008
Story
So I'm sitting here at Coffee Bean (coldwater/ventura) and this blond chick walks in. She's pretty, so I immediately start looking for her flaws. She had on a God awful little dress suit that I once saw on a doll in Hungary when I was 6. As she walked past to leave, I...
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Story
I still have no idea how to add a dot on these maps, so bare with me. Lisa Rinna just walked into Coffee Bean at Coldwater/Ventura - her lip the glass door as she walked in. She still has an incredible body. Moroccan Mint Latte was her order...(small).. thrilling isn't it?
Friday, November 30, 2007
they both pretend to be something they are not, so it's a perfect fit.
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11/30/07 about:
Paris Hilton and Avril Lavigne are Friends?
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
She's a huge hockey fan.. gotta love it!!
11/20/07 about:
Kristen Bell outside at the NBC Today Show
She's right at home arranging chairs... and she should be because that's where her training is..at being a busboy and restaurant host. She's incredibly annoying.
11/20/07 about:
Eva Longoria Makes Herself At Home Anywhere
Boob job next... wait, this chick is only 13? What's the legal age in Cali?
11/20/07 about:
Ali Lohan Nose Job
Monday, November 19, 2007
Just awful. Every year we watch and hope that maybe something cool will go down, but it never does. Year after year, just another let down. We're so inundated with celebs all year long that come award time, we're sick of always seeing the same people. It's all very fake and staged.
11/19/07 about:
Fergie opened the American Music Awards 2007
Friday, November 16, 2007
I saw that episode too. the mother blames everyone in the family for everything except her own lackluster maternal abilities. Why would it be Kim's fault that one of her sisters drove drunk? Robert Shapiro... what a joke these people are. She's a hairy Armenian beast. But aren't they all...
11/16/07 about:
Kim Kardashian & her ass go grocery shopping
notice she has to stand on her toes.. she's about 3'10" Good point..why isn't she wearing shoes?
11/16/07 about:
Kim Kardashian Trying To Be Wholesome?
with all these celebs popping out puppies.. it's been a pretty painful few months. gee, i can't wait until they all go on talk shows talking about ow wonderful motherhood is...see more
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
really, still? If i could save 1$ a month if I canceled E! I would do it in a second.
11/7/07 about:
Girls Next Door get their calendar
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Story
They just walked in, she's pretty short... and he's a slacker. He needs to buy a belt and pull up his pants... How do you add dot on the map?
Monday, November 5, 2007
She looks like a monchichi http://wwwspeedmonkey.net
11/5/07 about:
Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures
What Losers! http://www.speedmonkey.net
11/5/07 about:
Hahahaha Heidi Montag has to wait for her Tables
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