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"I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small."

Clearly Lindsay is saying the following... Yeah, other actresses like Scarlett get the opportunities, but what do they do with them? Do they make great movies? Hell, no! Meanwhile ALL my flicks are classics. I am Lindsay Lohan, the greatest actress of all them all. I make a few mistakes in my personal life, and so I get no more chances. So now there just aren't any great films being made. With me on the sidelines, the movies just suck.

So you hear that, Hollywood? Better hire Lindsay, or you might as well just close up shop. You're so over.

That's it! Lindsay is the new Norma Desmond! Another redhead whose time had passed her by, meanwhile she just couldn't get a clue. Sam had better stay away while she has the chance or else
she may end up floating face down in a pool, at say, Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel.

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

The next president of the United States, of course. Paris is always ready for her close-up.

I like them all, BTW.
NOUN: celebrity
1. A famous person. 2. Renown; fame.
ETYMOLOGY: Middle English celebrite, fame, from Old French, from Latin celebrits, from celeber , celebr-, famous
They are all obviously celebrities...
All of us are in the gutter, some of us don't know what any or all of it means.

"AC" is "officially" a smug, holier-than-thou. No gentleman, he not once but 2X calls the Lohans, "horrific." What are the Bushes then? 14-yr-old Ali looks like she's 60, he says, "out of concern & love." Yeah, right. Says she "allegedly wants to be a singer... striptease person." The show was savaged by TV critics, so does he dare go after a well-reviewed show or come up w/an original thought? No. The chicken- plays it safe by feeding into the lowest-common-denominator hater general public.

Kelly rocks. She worked w/Lindsay on a fun commercial for the MTV Awards. Kelly would never talk like Cooper because she has too much class. She's a lady.

Cooper can suck it! Picking on a 14-year-old, girl. Should be ashamed of himself. What a BS bully.

Your jealousy is showing, people.
Hate looks so ugly on you.
...Peace & Lilove.

Something's fishy. After appearing in photos every single day for weeks on end, on Friday and Saturday in media capital of the world NYC, Lindsay totally disappears.

Sam Ronson went up to Syracuse on Saturday night. She deejays in the same state, on a Saturday night, and her attached the hip chick neither accompanies her to the club or on the trip.

As far as the media crush, they go out of their way to get photographed. They could hunker down if they wanted to. They've outed themselves.

Sometimes Lindsa get sick of being shot. She uses the media but cannot control them. Take it Vincent: "Still I hafta say, play with matches, ya get burned."

You're funny.

Look at that second Post story again. Nowhere does it make any kind of retraction, explanation or apology. They just passes along what Dina and Lindsay's rep said. They did not entirely back off the story,

Something's fishy. After appearing in photos every single day for weeks on end, on Friday and Saturday in media capital of the world NYC, Lindsay totally disappears.

Sam Ronson went up to Syracuse on Saturday night. She deejays in the same state, on a Saturday night, and her attached the hip chick neither accompanies her to the club or on the trip.

Strange.

Is this really the time to post this? But then again the haters are so bumming that Lindsay has got her life and her act together.

After producers had barely been able to find insurance to start shooting her latest film, Lindsay has just now completed it while receiving only praise for her work.

"Career over..."
Not quite. It's only just begun.

Lindsay didn't need comforting from Sam over this non-incident. That just demeans Lindsay and plays up on old stereotypes of "man and wife."

Lindsay is a STAR. She is fierce. She is woman, hear her roar.

Sam is on set nearly every afternoon. Except for the day before this. If Lindsay was cheered by her appearance on Tuesday, it was because Sam had been away the previous day on a DJ gig in NYC.

This is NOT Lindsay Lohan. This is spam.

This is actually "If This Is Love" by The Saturdays,

Love that Lindsay is doing great. But the title of this story is inaccurate.

Lindsay is on three years probation and still must complete an 18-month alcohol education program as part of her plea bargain.