The Insider: Contributed by tinselgurus

How Apt. Turtle In A Shield/shell.

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:58:00 GMT

Stop the sexy, masculine look. I'm not buying it for one second. Trailer looks awesome though.

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God Bless Their Neighbours

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:25:00 GMT

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt’s neighbors in Hollywood Hills hated how loud they were at night. It got to the point that they tried to stage an “intervention” by complaining to their reps, but it was too late. I wish that I could say “too late” meant a semi crashed through their bedroom while they were sleeping, but it really just means they’re moving. Sources tell TMZ the couple’s neighbors reached out to Paris and Doug through their reps to voice their displeasure about the couple’s late night partying. But it was already too late … By the time they made the calls, Doug had already made up his mind that he was leaving town anyway. We’re told P and D plan on movin’ out very, very soon — no word on where they plan to go next. They can come to Singapore. Either Mcpherson or Pasir Ris. We will be good neighbours. Promise. Source: The Blemish

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I Want To See Tyra Do This. Because I Know She Can't.

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:59:00 GMT

Supermodels don't retire Tyra. They continue waking up every morning making $10,000 or more everyday. Every single day. Okay fine you are making millions. You win fatty. Source: Yeeah!

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Rihanna Is Fat - Her Words Not Ours

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:57:00 GMT

Rihanna was running late for her performance on Good Morning America and she didn’t have time to change the zipper on the back of her dress which she said busted because she was too fat. “My dress! I’m a little too fat right now. The zip busted in the back. They’re like, ‘You’re a minute late!’ “I wanted to stitch it up but I couldn’t.” When she starts to give a flying kiss to you, you dodge. Listen if you do not wish to be shipped to a galaxy far far far far away. Source: The Blemish

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This Is How A Size Two Looks Like

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:48:00 GMT

What do you know about dieting huh? Ask Kim Kardashian. You make yourself look orange, you suck it your tummy to make your vulgar tits look bigger and use your long hair to cover your flabby arms and you get a size two figure. Try it at the next wedding you go to. Its torturous, but its worth it and if your cousin asks you why are you turning blue say : Kim make me do this. Source: The Superficial

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Google The Rest Of The Pictures

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:44:00 GMT

Let me tell you this. Life is unfair. When I was seventeen, nobody wanted to scream my name for all the right reasons. Nobody would whip me up and shape my body to be resplended to a greek god. But that is the ugly truth. You will have to bear with only one pictures. Oh hell, by now I am sure all you people or Twihard fans or what the fuck do you losers call yourself must have gone to the nearest store and bought yourself the latest cover of Rolling Stone to ogle at his other pics. All the while thinking that why no boys would come up to you and be like this dude beside here. Well, wake up. You're not Taylor Swift. Source: Pop Eater

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Katrina Kaif Has Jaundice. If Its To Be Believed.

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:39:00 GMT

Katrina hasn’t been keeping too well for the past few days, but she ignored her condition as she was busy with the promotions of her movies. However, she reached a point where she couldn’t push herself any more. The actress was seen entering a suburban Mumbai hospital in a pale and weak state early this week and subsequently spent almost five hours there. Later the doctors diagnosed her with a very low haemoglobin count and jaundice. Now she has been advised complete bed rest for next three to four weeks. But Katrina is eager to get back on her feet as soon as possible. She has been forced to leave the promotions of “De Dhana Dhan” mid way, but she does not want to miss out on her professional commitments any further. Source: Masala

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These Two Dated Before

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:32:00 GMT

Shauna Sand has revealed that she enjoyed a steamy romance — filled with lots of barely legal sex — with Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford that lasted for nearly a year back in 2003. Shauna — the former wife of actor Lorenzo Lamas and star of the E! reality hit Leave It To Lamas – met then 18-year-old Chace at a college party in Malibu and was instantly smitten. Although the busty former Playboy Playmate is more than 14 years Chace’s senior, the small screen bad boy wasted no time bedding the cougar — and even bragged to friends that she was the first woman he ever had sex with. The couple ultimately began dating. “He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him!” Shauna reveals in the Dec. 7 issue of Star Magazine. “…I even gave him a key to my apartment,” she adds. Cunt. Source: Pop Crunch

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Sex. Sex. And More Sex For The World.

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:24:00 GMT

Two of Hollywood’s most attractive stars are set to steamy up the silver screen in the upcoming film The Tourist. Johnny Depp — People Magazine’s new “Sexiest Man Alive” — and longstanding sex symbol Angelina Jolie will reportedly strip down and lock lips for a tongue-wagging love scene that’s sure to send temperatures rising once the film is released late next year. Life & Style has obtained a draft of writer Julian Fellowes’ screenplay, which describes the naked encounter between Angelina’s vixen Interpol agent Cara Mason and Frank Taylor, Depp’s passive alter ego. The revamp of the 2005 French spy thriller Anthony Zimmer follows a female Interpol agent who ropes an everyman American tourist visiting France into being bait in the hunt for a wanted criminal, who’s also her former lover. Source: Pop Crunch

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How Adorable Is That?

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:06:00 GMT

If I have children, and if I have an alien baby as cute as Suri, I would dress her like that too. I meanhow fashion fierce is that bag? Ferosh. The shoes, the jacket, the dress. Heck, this is what millions of dollar budget can do. Source: Webster Is My Bitch

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One Should Have Bitten Her Bloody Hand And The Other Should Have Pricked Her

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:46:00 GMT

Dev, you can have a good time alone yourself. Why do you want to waste your precious time with a slag to the zoo? The only reason she wants to go to the zoo is because she herself is an animal. Don't fall for it. If you want a hands on education on animals, come to Mandai Zoo here in Singapore. One of the best in the world. And tell us when you are coming so we can get a electronic taser and a chain when the other girl comes. Source: Just Jared

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Say What?

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:03:00 GMT

"I think that if it had been a female pop performer doing the moves that were on the stage, I don't think there would be nearly as much of an outrage. At all. Like I said, there were other performers doing risque things. I think it's because I'm a gay male, and people haven't seen that before." Yes but you don't see Boy George or Elton John doing that either darling. Source: DListed

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Who Wants To Smell Like The Queen?

tinselgurus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:56:00 GMT

Here is Queen Latifah promoting her perfume on at Macy's. I really have nothing to say in this post. I just feel very happy and the reason why these pictures attract my eyes was how fabulous she looks. The weight that she has lost. That is it. Hey if the world pays attention to Paris Hilton, there is no harm paying attention to someone who lost weight the great way. Khairiyah, it is possible. There is hope. Source: Socialite Life

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No.1 Gossip Worthy #american Music Awards 2009 - Adam Lambert Racy Hawt Performance

tinselgurus — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:37:00 GMT

My money, HELL , all my money in the bank goes to Adam Lambert for he's entertaining performance. Without any biasness i love the whole "subtext or new meaning to LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU. There was groping, dragging and bondage outfits, bringing the ABC program to an end with theatrical images of sexual slavery. When asked if he thought the most extreme moments would be edited out of the West Coast broadcast, Lambert wasn't shy about how he would react to such a move. "If it’s gonna be edited, then in a way that's discrimination. I don't mean to get political, but Madonna, Britney and Christina weren't edited," Lambert said. "It’s a shame. Female entertainers have been risqué for years. Honestly, there's a huge double standard." Lambert said his goal wasn't to upset anyone with his performance: "I'm just trying to have a good time onstage. It’s a sexy song. It’s 2009, it’s time to take more risks. It’s about entertainment. People want to be surprised. It’s too bad that people are so scared."

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No.2 Gossip Worthy #american Music Awards 2009 - Jlo Falls On Her Famous Butt

tinselgurus — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:30:00 GMT

She started strong and fierce but whatever she did was so in the 90's. When she fell, i thought i'll give her props for recovering fast. But it's no excuse you were not wearing HEELS ?! Im not going to let you know which part she fell, WATCH WITH ANTICIPATION GUYS. Its just 4 minutes long : )

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No.3 Gossip Worthy #american Music Awards 2009 - Who Needs Whitney, Janet Is Back !

tinselgurus — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:24:00 GMT

Now, Bobby Brown confessed that before he dated Whitney Houston, he dated Janet Jackson. How far thats true we will never know. maybe he was drunk while confessing. Maybe he WAS DRUNK, and thought Whitney Houston was Janet Jackson. Anyways- watch their respective perfromance below. My one goes to Janet Jackson. What say you ?

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No.4 Gossip Worthy #american Music Awards 2009 - Kate Hudson Has Male Chest

tinselgurus — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:19:00 GMT

This is scary, really. How is it that you're a MANEATER and you're flat-chested. I can never get the theory right ? I mean, what did Alex or Owen Wilson see in kate hudson ? Did you remember Owen Wilson tried to COMMIT SUICIDE because Kate Hudson dumped him ? ok, maybe he wanted to end his life after wasting his time with a "hermophodite"-can't blame him IMAGE

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No.5 Gossip Worthy #american Music Awards 2009 - Taylor Swift Dominates Award

tinselgurus — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:08:00 GMT

So what's new for this girl right, after the KANYE WEST stint- alot of awards was in favour for her. She won all big time awards that no one at her age has reached. Taylor Swift, fresh off her triumph as Country Music Association Entertainer of the Year, took the biggest prize of Sunday's American Music Awards: the Artist of the Year award. The surprise thing is- SHE BEATS MICHAEL JACKSON FOR THIS TOP PRIZE- seriously ?

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Bollywood Z List - Ken And Barbie Sangeet Theme- Guess Who?

tinselgurus — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:40:00 GMT

Oh gosh it looks like a baby shower rather than a MEHENDI SANGEET. I mean indian weddings are so colourful, larger than life, and very filmy. But Isha Koppikar tried to outdo- "supposedly shilpa shetty's sangeet as well", but failed! The white and pink balloons are so tacky- The Ken And Barbie theme is like a BIRTHDAY PARTY THEME. I mean come on its a celebration of love, commitment, it's your sangeet yar. Save this theme for an anniversary perhaps. But on a more positive and celebratory mode: Congratulations Isha !! VIA FILMICAFE

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For The First Time : Ellen And Portia De Rossi On Oprah's Show

tinselgurus — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:44:00 GMT

So since we're at Oprah Winfrey's farewell topic, we thought we will share this lovely interview of Ellen & Portia together for the first time. And oh incase you've missed the Opran And Ellen COVER OF THE YEAR, see it below...

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