[HD] Flight Of The Conchords Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor Season 2 Episode 5

New song from Season 2 Episode 5.

These are the lyrics I could understand.
Maybe the Kiwi viewers will be able to understand them better & make any corrections.
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Too many dicks on the dance floor [Bret]
Too many dicks on the dance floor [Bret]
Too many dicks! [Jemaine]
Too many dicks on the dance floor [Bret]
Too many dicks! [Jemaine]
Too many dicks on the dance floor [Bret Robot Voice]
Too many dicks! [Dave]

[Jemaine]
Going to the party, sippin' on barcady.
Wanna meet a hottie, but there's Adam, Steve and Marty.
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy; there only from the army.
The only boobs I see tonight will be made of oragami.

[Bret]
Tell the players, make it understood, it ain't no good if there's too much wood.
Maker sure you know before you go, the dance floor bro : hoe ratio.
5 to 1 is a rodeo, tested them like its time to go.
Wait out side all night from 9 to 5, tryin the dudes in a congo line.

Too many dicks on the dance floor.
Is it a fix!

Too many dicks on the dance floor. [Bret Robot Voice]
Spread out the dicks!

[Dave]
Too many dudes
With too many dicks
To close to my
To hard to meet chicks
I need a better house
More braods, less rhymes
I came to do battle
[s*] with the counterparts.

[Jemaine]
Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many manz

[Jemaine]
Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs now
Sing this song.
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